Toothless Bearded Hag

One who raised Jumpin Jack Flash.

I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.

by Bippity Bopster October 18, 2008

bearded clam

bushy vagina

man shes got a fuckin' bearded clam

by gaz April 4, 2003

bearded ax wound

slang for a vagina

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

bearded clam

womans genitalia

by nick April 11, 2003

Bearded Pony

The act of intoxicating your partner, then riding them around like a pony until they pass out from drunken fatigue. Proceeding to masturbate to their naked body and finishing onto their face. Next, shave your pubic hair and place the hair onto the face covered in seamen simulating a beard.

Frank: Jillian called me this morning, she doesn't remember what happened last night, she said she woke up covered in jizz and pubes.

Charlie: Yeah I gave her the bearded pony last night, don't tell her though.

Frank: You are a god!

by SchlongJohnSilvers September 18, 2012

madison square barden

Madras Saravana Bhavan aka MSB, a renowned Indian restaurant in Decatur, GA. Affectionately called Madison Square Barden or simply The Barden by its loyal patrons

y'all wanna hit up Madison Square Barden?

by alvinsanity May 22, 2006

bearded kebab

hairy vagina

i pulled her panties aside with my nose only to find a bearded kebab instead of a well trimed bike rack

by terry the word smith September 20, 2003