The action of whipping someone's bottom or ear using the fingertips of a relaxed hand, to cause the recipient pain and mild humiliation. Baconing of the ear is particularly painful on a cold day. Etymology thought to originate from schools of the Isle of Wight in the mid-1990s.
by Wight Trash December 29, 2012
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Get the becoming a blueberry mug.The act of going to the movies in Toms River, then to Cool Beans coffee house next door. Usually involves watching J-Rock belittle tweens that come in to eat there, and eating various fried foods.
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by Echoes917 May 30, 2008
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Get the Jelly-Beaning mug.The act of sitting on the toliet backwards,facing the tank and taking a crap. The fecal material will be deposited in the bowl, above the water line, resulting in a very aromatic deposit. Secondly, when flushed, the water from the bowl will not be in the proper alignment to wash the offending turd into the drain, leaving it to dry and stain the bowl until some poor bastard has to physically remove it.
The boss pissed me off this morning, so I decided that beaching one in the executive washroom just prior to his morning movement was the perfect revenge.
by rockman08 August 29, 2006
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