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Useless, annoying SHIT. No one clicks them, and they ruin a webpage's template. Still not as bad as pop-up ads and pop-under ads.
The Banner Ads were invented by one of those hated internet individuals who create things for ease-of-use advertising. Bastard.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 11, 2003
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(1) Great big musical man who is of African-American descent who reps the Dirty South and his home state of Mississippi with a heart-felt intensity.

(2) Crunk, Mississipi philanthropist and humanitarian who is much-loved by women of all races and all walks of life.

(3) Prominent musical Black Mississippian with a dirty mouth and clean heart

(4) Producer of words like: JEAH pronounced like "Yeah" only with a "ch" in the initial position of the word and it sounds like CHAY;
and coiner of the shortened-version of Mississippi's name SIPP and credited with the resurgence of the term, Mississippi Pimp.
"You getting David Banner on them m-----f----"

"Real gulz git down on da flo'"

"Jeah"

"Fuck them n----z"

"F--- you n----"
by Ms Sweetie Mississippi June 5, 2007
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baener

n.
1. an unaesthetically pleasing person

v.
1. to be used as ANY type of insult. It will work in any situation.
n: "It's not polite to stare at the Baener!"

v: "You are such a Baener."
"Eww..don't go Baener on me now!"
by cupanoodle March 31, 2008
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Bruce Banner

A devilishly attractive and brilliant scientist with boiling green anger issues. Proudest wearer of The Purple Shirt of Sex, and shy lover of Tony Stark, aka Iron Man.

Expert in Gama Radiation,

fearful of The Hulk.

Sex.
Do you ship Science Bros? Tony Stark and Bruce Banner are totally my OTP.
by HulkShipper19 November 9, 2012
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David Banner

David Banner - v. To whisper in a girl's ear on the dance floor over loud music. Coined from the vocal style of the artist David Banner.
I David Bannered and got those digits.
by k_cool September 28, 2007
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bayeritis

pretending to like a girls personality when she has none, doing whatever she asks because she is attractive and gives off a vibe like she may have intercoarse with one's self, often ending with useless hours speant listening to her bitch about shit that has nothing to do with reality(can be recurring).... side effects include blue balls and portraying and image of the gay best friend
-" yo man you tap that yet?"
-- " nah bro, chill.... its not like that"
- "damn kid you speand too much time with this bitch you're comin down with a case of bayeritis"
by puta madre October 19, 2009
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ass banner

A tattoo on the lower back. Often used as an adertisement for sexual availability

Also called a tramp stamp, bumper sticker, or ass antlers.
Lindsey got an ass banner so that everyone would know she was available.
by Wyld Stallyns August 22, 2007
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