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Sicilian Baseball

A word used by Mobsters in the early 70's, to where a man grabs a baseball bat and smashes the kneecaps of his victim.
Mobster: Alright, lets take him out back and play Sicilian Baseball

Recruit: O.K.
by BrooklynsTyrant April 23, 2009
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Bittie Baseball

A newly popular game among rowdy college guys in which guys compete to see how many "bitties" they can score. Each girl is worth one win. The friend that ends up with the most wins or girls fucked within the baseball season (one college semester) wins.
That guy sleeps with so many girls that there is no way he's not winning his bittie baseball league.

Lets play bittie baseball and hook up with some girls!
by Ell Dee January 24, 2011
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baseball cards

What every little boy collects at one point.
Get Jared Weaver baseball cards now, cuz in 50 years they'll be worth a fortune!
by Spikesy July 17, 2006
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Baseball Junkie

Someone who is in love with baseball. These people are the ones that eat & breathe baseball. If they didn't have baseball they would die(metaphor). They are probably the type of person that would laugh at you if you didn't know how to play. That is okay though because they would be willing to teach you.
Babe RuthBaseball Junkie
by Kico(taco boy) December 4, 2013
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greasy baseball

When you marinate your cock in a greasy pool of your own masculine semen and violently molly wop your whore. If you have a French tickler, this method of pleasure is referred to as a greasy curve ball.
"Make me a sandwich bitch or I'll hit you the the greasy baseball!"
by Dirty Walter & The Boys April 11, 2017
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sex/baseball analog

the everlasting sexual bases metaphor. The best way to remember them is the four "F"s: French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.

first: the first step in a sexual relationship kissing with an open mouth or using tongue (french kissing)

first and a half base: under the shirt, bra still on

second: one step up from first base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out,direct oral or manual stimulation of a partner's breast/nipple, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

shortstop: in baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.

third base: the last base before penetration sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl

home base: reaching home base or fourth base is consumating the relationship by having vaginal sex, making love or fucking

NOTE:first or second base can be achieved concurrently with dry humping, considered third base when oral or manual stimulation occurs to genitals.
"Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt."

"We finally reached home base last night! Thankfully he had a condom on him because we were so horny we couldn't wait any longer"
by Jake March 5, 2004
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weed baseball

When a group of people stand in a circle then the first person takes a hit then passes the joint with out exhaling the smoke until it goes around the circle and the joint comes back to him/her, every person in the circle does the same as they pass it around, when the joint goes all the way around the circle it equals 1 run. Needs to be 3 or more people in the rotation
Person #1: there are too many people smoking to get high
Person #2: let's get in a circle and play weed baseball with the joint and see how many runs we get
Person #1: yea lets do it
by Backwoods ant June 26, 2017
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