barfstool

A stool in which you are sitting while having a drink with your friends. When you mistakenly have to much, you jump off the stool to run to the bathroom. Unfortunately, you don't make it in time and somehow vomit gets all over the bar stool, your friends shoes, and some how in your girlfriend's purse.

Guy 1: Hey, that's your 14th Cosmo, bro. Are you sure you're feeling alright?
Guy 2: Now that you mention it, I ----
(Guy 3 approaches )
Guy 1: Woah, dude. I wouldn't sit there. It's a barfstool.

by pongogorb April 20, 2010

bartool

a person that has to much to drink in a bar and wants to fight everyone

He has drank so much he has turned into a bartool

by Mr Munchkin March 19, 2015

barsthole

1. Someone, male or female, who is such a loose slut that either their vaginal or anal aperture (or both) is so distended as to cause them to fall crashing to the ground when they sit on a bar stool.

2. The end result of barsting, wherein the orifice is stretched beyond belief.

A portmonteau of Barstool and Hole.

Also shortened to barst.

Man that ho is such a barsthole, it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!

I lost my condom AND my wallet in that barst!

Gay 1: Spooning leads to forking...
Gay 2: And fisting leads to barsting

Jane: I better do my kegel excercises, I am starting to barst.
Mary: Yeah girl, if you keep fucking around like that, you are going to need support hose for your minge!

by irretardulous January 31, 2012

Bar Stool

the runs one gets after a heavy night on the juice.

Damn I feel terrible - the shits running out of me like soup. All that tequila last night gave me bar stool.

by Franco V September 23, 2008

Barstooling

Barstooling is when three men or more penetrate a woman at the same time anal,vaginal, and oral. Occasionally multiple peni in the same orifice,When performing this act the individuals resemble a barstool i.e. The peni are the legs and the woman is the seat.

My homies and me picked up this skank and proceeded to barstool that trick. My crew an me ended up barstooling that ho at the motel.

by Mr. Bigg574 August 19, 2013

Bar Stool

When your cock is so enormous that a chick can only fit the head inside of her as she tries to ride you, and you can then have some fun by spinning her around on it like a barstool.

This bitch was so too tight to fuck properly, so I decided to give her a spin on the ol' Bar Stool.

by Michael Gargiulo May 14, 2005

Bar Stool

1) A tall chair you sit on at a bar

2) A polite way of saying "Bastard"

Shurrup you Bar Stool!

by Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall November 12, 2010