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A Barber's Cat

Seldom used nowadays and of obscure origin, it is generally defined as one with an overly exaggerated opinion of one's own importance and/or knowledge.
"Adolph Hitler, when you really think about it, was little more than the ultimate example of a barber's cat."
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Marion Barber

Cowboys *now* starting running back. Once was a back up for Julius Jones (who is now a Seattle Seahawk.) Unlike Jones who uses elusiveness, Barber runs people over ala trucking. You can't stop this dude. Not even the New England Patriots.
Dude did you see that two yard run by Marion Barber? He was about to get safetied by the Patriots, but got out! This dude is a BEAST!
by Michael0105 April 3, 2008
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mmm...barbeque

An easy out to any awkward situation on MSN, or another IM app. Previously "OK..." made the other guy think you were rude or uninterested.
Robbie: Is it true you said that thing about my girlfriend?
Adam: mmm...barbeque
by Adam Dangoor April 24, 2008
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kentucky barbecue

n. the act of two persons eating cincinnati chili in order to have imminent diarrhea, enabling them to manhattan transfer sooner and more easily.
Person #1: "Hey, I got these tubs of cincinnati chili and these funnels and tubes. Let's say you and me have an ol' fashioned kentucky barbecue!"
Person #2: "Hell yeah! We'll be manhattan transfering in no time!
by Tim Pyznarski December 28, 2013
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italian barber

1) When you jizz on a black-haired woman's forehead, and then slick her hair back with it.

2) Someone is blowing you You pull out your wang, blow your load on the person's forehead and then slick the person's hair back with it.
Bro, last night when Maria blew me I gave her the Italian Barber. It took her an hour and a half to wash all of my babies out of her hair!
by Joey G-Spot January 4, 2008
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Barber Up

When your girl let's herself go and fails to tend her garden and her pussy requires you to do some mandatory trimming.
Yea I had to barber up last night. Almost needed a weed wacker to get that bush back under control.
by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017
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barberpreneur

(n). A professional individual who combines various practices and techniques from the barber industry with savvy marketing and business strategies to achieve greater connections, benefits and self-promotion.
I attend a beauty expo and listened to this "barberpreneur" speak on business practices and achieving a quality cut.
by jdillard January 30, 2018
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