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lava balling

1. when a man sits wish his legs spread wide for maximum testicular comfort.
lava balling in a movie theater in the old fashioned seats with legs spread wide to keep from all the extra sweating
by Magwaaf October 4, 2013
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Edward Ballinger

To be violently sick at a mates house, then fall unconscious with your boxers down.
Person 1: wtf happened last night? I just woke up in my moms bed…
Person 2: you pulled an Edward Ballinger, u fucking retard.
by OliverJarvis January 8, 2023
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Colleen Ballinger

Colleen "Epstein" Ballinger (aka Miranda Rights) is a professional ukulele player and singer who was born in Ni'ihau, Hawaii, in November 21, 1986. She is known for her famous songs about trains and cats. According to her hit song "hi." she identifies as a rat with a narcissistic personality.
In 2014, she started performing concerts in her mother's basement at the age of 28. She regularly invited children (also referred to as Colleeny's Weenies) to her basement, where she gave children cheese balls from her pants and forced kids to do yoga. She had a section of her concerts called "Korn" where she addressed the issues of Kornography and called young children onstage to shame them for being Korn fans. Colleen has had multiple collaborations with artists like Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley.
Colleen Ballinger also had a background in acting. She was featured in various movies such as "Angry Birds 2: Electric Boogaloo", "Ralph DDoS's the Internet", and "Ukulele (2016)".

Later in 2023, she went on to make a Youtube Channel, which has amassed over 10 subscribers. Recently, she has been caught up in a controversy about grooming her 2 Persian cats, who have been speaking about possibly taking legal action.
Colleen has responded to this with her newest song "'Responding' to allegations dragging by out a ukulele song for 10 fucking minutes"
Other popular songs by Colleen include "I love Little Boys", "Lingerie Delivery", "Fat Mexicans", and "Are you a virgin?"
Person 1: Have you heard Colleen Bal-lingerie's hit song "Sunset at Epstein Island"
Person 2: No, I bet it sounds lovely though. Colleen Ball-Slinger is a great ukulele player.

Colleen Ballinger: g, g7, c, d7
by EEPIC July 14, 2023
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ballin out

To spend exorbitant amounts of money. Usually with the confines of a one rediculously drunken evening. Often accompanied by sluts, assorted bling, and no regard for any type of human reason.
Yo, we ballin out tonight or what?
by billy bo September 15, 2006
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ballicle

The weird little bumps on a guy's balls where hair grows from.

A hair follicle, but on one's balls.
Bob: "Dude, these little bumps on my balls look like a bunch of zits."

Jeffery: "No dude, those are your ballicles."

Bob: "Oh good, I thought I had herpes for a second."
by eugaet21 January 13, 2011
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rachel ballinger

Comedian & YouTube star related to Colleen and Christopher Ballinger. She wrote a book called 101 Things That Piss Me off and used to be Miranda Sings assistant.
A: Rachel Ballinger is so funny!

B: Miranda Sings's old assistant Rachel Ballinger?
by addictionYoutube June 30, 2017
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ballin on a budget

1) when it appears that you have a lot more money than you actually have.

2) to go out and have a good time, but with limited funds
Doug: Yo kid, we hittin the bars tonight. You down?
Jamal: Yeah, I'll come, but I can't be goin nowhere 'spensive.... I'm ballin on a budget right now.
by Dancendiary March 4, 2008
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