I STILL can't believe it's not butter!

What Peter Griffin likes to say at random times, usually after other characters say "I can't believe..."

Meg: I can't believe I'm still jealous.
Lois: I can't believe I touched him.
Peter: I still can't believe it's not butter!

by Chesspiece#1 July 6, 2010

believe it

The ultimate and highest confirmation of truth. Coined by Naruto, who says it at the end of every other sentence.

The admins over at my boards just sporked their own mods for no reason, believe it!

by Hand Hanzo (ikarileaderbjk mirror) July 28, 2006

I believe that the hot dogs go on

A commonly misheard lyric in Celene Dion's "My Heart Will Go On". It is confused with the actual lyric of " I believe that the heart does go on"

Me: Near, far, wherever you are. I believe that the hot dogs go on.
Friend: No, it's I believe that the heart does go on!!!

by Hennas February 11, 2017

Believer of Bob

The top-secret hidden majority non-partisan political party declassified. Body of Believers is almost impossible to defeat.

I registered to vote as part of the Body of believer party because I am a believer of Bob.

by Spiritual-Master January 7, 2022

I Can't Believe You've Done This

the new meme, originating from the infamous youtube video

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8lBO23Dh23I

pete: hey, say thanks to your mum for me
sam: aw fuck, i can't believe you've done this

by crincled January 8, 2009

you aint gon believe this

How black people start off a lie to give them time to make something up.

Joe: Aye bitch, where that money you owe me?

Kenny: Man, you aint gon believe this. Ummm, a bird swooped that shit up.

Joe: Shut yo lying ass up.

by Brian Joel March 18, 2008

Self-believer

Believing in your own self. Other terms can be self-motivating, self-understanding or self- trust

You can achieve anything if you are a self-believer

by Writer of own June 6, 2018