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lumps on his bald head

in medieval times, old priestesses used to feel the bumps and lumps on their potential spouses head, they believed that the bumps on ones head tells you about the life they lived and what their future was going to be like, one specific bump on the left side of a mans head next to the ear can answer all questions relating to sex, the bigger the bump the better the sex!
Uday's got the smallest lumps on his bald head, oops, looks like a lot of awful sex
by lumpedy lump March 13, 2011
mugGet the lumps on his bald headmug.

bald head ho

A ho that's white. Black dudes call 'em bald head cuz they ain't got dreads like them.
I see some bald head hoes...shit, let's get some brain

Bald head hoes, I see some bald head hoes, shit son I see some bald head hoes
by houstonsgravy12 May 2, 2007
mugGet the bald head homug.

Bald Headed Psycho Bitch

B.H.P.B. for short. Bald people are generally psycho looking anyway and if you need to rip on them, they probably are being a bitch about something.

It's an excellent description of a bald person that allows you to avoid the public outcry from making fun of a person for being just 'bald'. Bald people tend to be sensitive about their follicle-challenged noggins and resent the use of the word 'bald'. However when used as part of a much more detailed description, it becomes acceptable to society.

Only to be used on people that choose to shave their heads or have to because of male/female pattern baldness.
Jimmy, you bald headed psycho bitch, quit pissing me by slurping those slurpies.
by turkeh November 26, 2010
mugGet the Bald Headed Psycho Bitchmug.

wrestling the bald headed champ

Instead of going out to meet girls,John rather be at home wrestling the bald headed champ.
by petergripper December 31, 2008
mugGet the wrestling the bald headed champmug.

your bald headed granny

instead of the un-so popular your mom insult.
person one- yer mom!
person two- yer DAD!
person one- yeah?!
person two- YEAH!
person one- well, your bald headed granny!!
person two- ooooh, burnnn.
by Kotton Kopter March 26, 2008
mugGet the your bald headed grannymug.

Fuck my balding head

An phrase that is uttered when a person is genuinely surprised. The person is likely to be an older individual, who sees how things seem to get more and more fucked up around him with each new day. The expression has little or no connection with another widely used one 'fuck my skull'
A:Fuck my balding head!The editors are at it again!
B:I agree.Fuck my sister!
by drone777 December 12, 2013
mugGet the Fuck my balding headmug.

Bald head Scally Wag

by Fuafijzfn April 8, 2020
mugGet the Bald head Scally Wagmug.

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