An individual with a deep and abiding devotion to all things bacon. This can involve total immersion in the bacon lifestyle or a simple and abiding love of the bacon food group. Baconists often join online communities to share their love of the food group and create themed gifs and memes to celebrate all things bacon.
by Flossdada March 7, 2016
Get the baconist mug.A word Coined in futurama that is another word for bulls**t information. The only difference between it and others like it is that this bull may be hazardous (possibly true) to your health
"That sir is weapons grade balonium in itself. "
- said after hear about some nonsense science factoid
- said after hear about some nonsense science factoid
by Theamazinggeek March 14, 2018
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It can be used in a courtroom. For example, "That is balonious and you are felonious!"
"The young man's arrogant boasting about his exceptional athletic ability proved to be balonious when his team lost the game."
"The young man's arrogant boasting about his exceptional athletic ability proved to be balonious when his team lost the game."
by Jordan Clouse September 7, 2009
Get the Balonious mug.I didn't bother poking an airhole for the glass bottom boat, since I planned to follow it up with a balcony toss.
by Private Johnson February 8, 2007
Get the balcony toss mug.Guy: I gave Melissa a French Balcony last night, it was insane.
Roommate: What the fuck man, my mom dropped those croissants off for us to eat for breakfast
Roommate: What the fuck man, my mom dropped those croissants off for us to eat for breakfast
by Seafood Kitchen October 18, 2008
Get the French Balcony mug.When an office worker walks away from their PC leaving it unlocked they will return they will find their desktop image changed for a picture of bacon.
by Koff September 16, 2011
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