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baldjit

often called when lovejit gets his hair cut midway bald (almost looking bald) . in amrits words Bald+Lovejit=Baldjit
damn baldjit what happend 2 ur hair
by bobjobpunjabi April 29, 2009
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Chochle Baaji

When someone or something is annoying you, you call it Chochle Baaji.
Shrey is disturbing me while I'm doing work. He is doing Chochle Baaji.
by skratos14 December 29, 2016
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Balarious

Humorous in a manner that induces spontaneous and absurd laughter beginning with a "BAHAHA" rather than a "HAHAHA"
BAHAHAHA! Michael is absolutely balarious when he's drunk!
by Omar Jasso January 12, 2009
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Theory of Balajitivity

This theory states that a cricket ball in motion tends to stay in motion unless acted upon by the nose of a cricket player.
While playing cricket on a Saturday afternoon, Balaji is struck in the nose by a cricket ball, this is the basic premise of the Theory of Balajitivity. This action breaks a small bone in the player's nose and he is scarred for life. Undaunted, Balaji would return to the field for the glory and honor of his family.
by Festus Wondergums August 8, 2007
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Balagi

Balagi ize teh ghey wc3 gamer and dates teh chastitty. he is known for posing on account "holysamurai)"
lets tk balagi
by 1337 April 14, 2004
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balanite

To be very, extremely, cool and loyal.
Kelly is balanite. Meezer is balanite
by awseomo December 5, 2004
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balanism

As this is the urban dictionary, I suppose the best definition would be 'sticking something up your arse'! More specifically and for those of a more 'technically minded' nature, it is the use of suppositories or pessaries (hence killing at least one myth, that the 'pessary' is a small bird that lives in New Zealand!..that's a cassowary).
Balanism doesn't usually have anything to do with masturbation or marsupials, contrary to popular misconception.
by STePPeNWoLFe September 16, 2006
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