Bassoon

The bassoon fucking sucks. It is the worst instrument ever.

Ew..why is Ayla playing the bassoon?

by Jayyythickness December 6, 2022

Bassoon

Faggot.

You are a bassoon.

by Bassoon123 January 2, 2023

Bassoon

When you REALLY wanna say faggot but the filters banned slurs so you say the instrument almost universally is called "fagot" in every language but English.

"You goddamn bassoon. Suck a dick!"

"The fuck is a bassoon?"

by rezelfez November 25, 2024

Bassoon

When you REALLY want to say faggot but slurs aren't allowed so you call someone the instrument universally translated as "fagot" to avoid getting into trouble.

"You're a goddamn bassoon! Go suck my dick!"

"The fuck is a bassoon?"

by rezelfez November 25, 2024

bassoon

A very funny word in multiple languages...

F*gotto
Φ*γκότο

Guy 1: I'm a furry
Guy 2: Seal you bassoon

by anonym_1924940 November 23, 2025

seth bassoon

if your name is seth bassoon your homosexual

seth bassoon is homosexual

by seth bassoon October 11, 2019

etude for flute and bassoon

A lengthy, loud, and robust occurrence of flatulence

After last night's dodgy curry and beer, I spent the morning on the toilet performing an etude for flute and bassoon.

by anonymous July 5, 2024