baked

1.)high, stoned, under the influence of marijuana or equivalent drug.
2.)extremely tired, displaying symptoms of (but not actually) being under the influence of narcotics.

Symptoms for both: glazed eyes, unconsciousness, half-consciousness, hunger, numbness.

1) He was so spaced out that day, just completely baked! I bet you he'll drop out soon.

2) Ugh, dude I went shopping, racing, eating, drinking, skiing, skating, ballin', batting, playing, singing, swimming, climbing, and dancing earlier, and then right before I accidentally shot myself, my gf broke up with me.

{I'm so baked}

by Reali-T Scribe October 28, 2006

bakes

This word was originated in California aka the Yay. It means ya bootie!!!

Like the guys like it when you pop bakes !!!

by Da reel Shanelle May 22, 2006

bakes

A nickname for Kevin Bacon.

Was that Bakes that was in Tremors?

by peppattyisnotgay February 15, 2008

Baking

When the twilight vampires have sexual intercourse

emmett- what did you do last night jasper?
jasper- I baked with alice

bella- I want to bake edward
edward- baking will kill you and destroy your soul

by a dude twilightfan June 15, 2008

baked

Someone who is both woke and based thereby understanding both sides of the aisle. Also used, historically, as a term for high utilization of cannabis or a type of cooking process i.e. the process in which said cannabis can be converted into a brownie.

I thought of this definition of baked using a portmanteau of ‘woke’ and ‘based’ while in my car today and it made me chuckle so I decided to put it on Urban Dictionary.

by 1947338271 May 15, 2021

baked

See stoned:

related to the after affects of smoking "Pot" also known as happy grass, weed, ganja, dank, bud, moto, sicky icky.

Meaning: Stoned outta your mind.

Shorty hold up. I dont think I can smoke no more. Im feelin' so baked.

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by Caseyishigh May 17, 2007

Bake

To insult someone. New version of roast.

Tom: Wow that was rude!
Sally: Bake him!

by @thebreakfastclub2k16 January 26, 2017