balogna slaps

A Girl With Big Fat Nipples That Are Nasty and Look Like peices of Balogna

I Saw Baileys Tities Last Night She Has Balogna Slaps

by Zane Ingall September 26, 2006

Balogna Tits

A smelly pair of tits that is characterized by markedly large and gross looking nipples.

Walter: "Oh look, there goes Linda. Steve recently informed me that she has Balogna Tits!"
Lauren: "That explains the aroma, doesn't it Walter"
Walter: "That is a very good point, you are right Lauren."

by Gladus Marie Schrider September 10, 2010

Can't Cum Ninja Bailout

When your having sex with a super hot girl that you really like and realize you can't cum. So, in order to distract her from this issue you fall over and do an elaborate ninja flip off the bed with hopes diverting her attention away from the fact that you cant cum and towards your awesome ninja flip.

i was with this super hot girl last night and i couldn't get off so i had to pull the can't cum ninja bailout

by just a little mah'gee September 20, 2011

Bailoo1

The biggest slimy nonce to ever roam this planet. Preys on mini Chinese girls who look like they are nine years old and lubes his peperami of a penis up with hemp oil to numb his dick so he can last over 2 seconds. If you ever feel like you are a lowlife shitter of a human, just remember Bailoo1 is requesting tissues off his mum to wipe the cum off his sticky cock while laughing at impoverished Chinese citizens.

Watch out, Bailoo1 is about. Get your children inside or they will have had a new ring ripped into them

by AvidStBeesPrivateSchoolHater August 26, 2022

balognes

fake, phony, front, unreal, when ones acts untrue to self

Quit acting balognes!

You said you would be here by 6:00P.M. it is now 9:30 and you say you aren't showing up? Don't you think that's balognes?

by nima go hard April 9, 2011

Balogna Sandwich

The completely shaved genitalia of a female in which her bald labia majora (big lips) frames or "sandwiches" the enlarged or swollen labia minora or inside lips, which are pink, making it look like a balogna sandwich

Oh my God, did you see the balogna sandwich on that old stripper?

or

She needs to grow her pubic hair back!! That is one nasty balogna sandwich

by Trixie44270 January 4, 2009

balogna skins

tires that have absolutly no tread left on them

You will never make it up that icy hill with those balogna skins on your truck you jackass.

by alfred q walrustitty December 24, 2008