Coined from How I Met Your Mother, Future Ted mentions the time new upstairs neighbors moved in, and proceeded to have loud sex on a regular basis, which he euphemistically describes as "playing the bagpipes" to his children. (November 2, 2009). It also can refer to f**k or f**king.
by Raiken June 16, 2010
Get the Playing the Bagpipesmug. When you are performing analingus on your partner and they accidentally or purposely defecate in your mouth and you let out a squeal reminiscent of the sound a bagpipe makes.
by KnuckingFackered September 11, 2020
Get the Muddy Bagpipemug. A sexual act which involves 5 men and 3 women . One girl presents herself in the doggy position whilst 3 men place their erected penis s in her anus all at the same time . The other two men place their scrotum on the woman's head to resemble a hat whilst the remaining women cheer on from the side offering support and the occasional energy drink .
girl: "im feeling horny , wanna give the "Alaskan Bagpipe" a try for a change"
guy: "ill call the guys! "
guy: "ill call the guys! "
by sexpert21 February 7, 2010
Get the Alaskan Bagpipemug. origin Mid-Atlantic U.S.
n. A sexual act wherein a male participant places his mouth over the clitoris or entire vulva of a female and blows such that the vibration of his lips against her body creates a humming/flapping noise, similar to the sound of a bagpipe. Simultaneous anal stimulation with the finger is optional but not required
n. A sexual act wherein a male participant places his mouth over the clitoris or entire vulva of a female and blows such that the vibration of his lips against her body creates a humming/flapping noise, similar to the sound of a bagpipe. Simultaneous anal stimulation with the finger is optional but not required
She was enjoying my performance until I whipped out the wet bagpipe.
I needed a shower after giving the lunch lady a wet bagpipe.
She thought the wet bagpipe I did on her was disquieting and unamusing.
I needed a shower after giving the lunch lady a wet bagpipe.
She thought the wet bagpipe I did on her was disquieting and unamusing.
by Von Jost April 24, 2005
Get the wet bagpipemug. The penis and scrotum arranged in such a postion, it resembles a set of flesh-like bagpipes. The penis, of course, is the "blowpipe", and the scrotum, being the "bag".
Genetic mutations, which include multiple penii, and a huge scrotum, would also help to add to the effect.
Mostly played by women and men in kilts.
Genetic mutations, which include multiple penii, and a huge scrotum, would also help to add to the effect.
Mostly played by women and men in kilts.
Mother: "JIMMY WHAT IS THAT NOISE?"
Son: "Nothing mom, just playing my flesh bagpipe."
Mike: "Greg sure does like to play the flesh bagpipe."
David: "At least he does something he's good at."
Son: "Nothing mom, just playing my flesh bagpipe."
Mike: "Greg sure does like to play the flesh bagpipe."
David: "At least he does something he's good at."
by PoGo January 19, 2007
Get the flesh bagpipemug. by gibblesandbits October 17, 2010
Get the dirty bagpipemug. by Gabriel June 4, 2003
Get the bagpipemug.