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douchie baggins

A variety of the word douche bag, the term douchie baggins upholds its prototype's offensive reputation while referring to a character in "The Lord of the Rings" (who is related to Dildo Baggins).
Mr. Cunningham gave me D on my last essay, he's been a real douchie baggins this whole semester.
by Mikey McBeats March 17, 2008
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Douchebo Baggins

1) Your garden variety douchebag that is shorter and has hairier feet than your average man.

2) A Dungeons and Dragons nerd type douchebag.
"Dude... Check out Douchebo Baggins over there in his Middle Earth attire... What a donkey..."
by Joey Bagodonuts July 24, 2009
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pussy-bagging

The act of placing of a woman's vagina on a persons forehead. ( opposite of teabagging)
I was pussy-bagging my fuck buddy, because he wouldn't eat me out.
by riva_nita_for_shiva March 22, 2011
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Wet Bagging

I walked in on Emily FURIOUSLY wet bagging herself.
by Charles_w September 5, 2015
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Gift Bagging

Tea bagging your mate on their birthday, anniversary or Christmas when they weren't expecting to receive such a wonderful surprise.
Gary woke up his girlfriend on Christmas morn by gift bagging her.
by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2016
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Dan baggin

When you scorch the ding dings and you gotta cool it off with some Danimals yogurt
I burnt jewletes so I had to do some Dan baggin to help the pain!!!
by Dan baggin September 12, 2019
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Baggio

Best soccer player in the world in the 90's. Probably the best Italian player of all time.

Broke his legament at age 18. Became a star at 20.
3rd place at world cup 1990. In 1994 dragged Italy to the final with 5 fantastic goals, then he missed the last penalty.

More injuries happened - he became a buddhist.
Some very stupid coach - screw you Lippi and Trapattoni - kept him on the bench.

Went to smaller teams and became a legend, loved like nobody else.
Had a ponytail that became gray as the years went by. His class never did.

Retired in 2004.
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September 20, 1987
Milan defender 1: "watch that kid!"
Milan defender 2: "sure.... oh darn, stop him!"
Milan goalkeeper (after Baggio dribbled him): "...shit..."
by BaggioTheBest August 21, 2013
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