barry time

A measurement of existence that would baffle Galileo Galilei. One warps into this time frame, too late to turn back. The turn of events cannot be recreated the same way twice. Involved is a Barry, not just the common Barry, found under the hood of a vehicle making it better. Easily spotted: shirtless or wearing a neon safety vest, muddy cowboy boots, grease covered, a googly eyed floozy popping out from the shadows. They love when he tips his hat and gives a Southern wink of his eye. He says, "Stay right there, I'll right back", and some wait days, afraid to go piss in fear of missing his return. On Barry Time, what takes an hour, with a quick blink and a tilted "What the fuck just happened" expression on one's face and Poof! two days have flown by! "What were we thinking" moments and "How did we survive that" memories guaranteed. Consider bringing: beverage, popcorn, tools, portable chargers, and a pocket knife (or three). Cancel your agenda for the days after to recover from WTF Whiplash and to ease your muscles from pushing a vehicle at some point or climbing in, on, over, or under a vehicle. Side effects in back to back occurrences are not yet studied, but as a first hand survivor I suggest spacing them out. To avoid reoccurrence, watch for an onset of feelings like being untouchable, invincible, or overly excited like a juvenile delinquent. Not just women, men too are subject to his Texas smile and silver tongue. The White Rabbit ain't got shit on Barry.

Floozy #1: Have you seen Barry?

Floozy#2: He should be right back, he left three days ago.

Floozy #1: So you're saying there's a chance!? I'll wait right here with you!

Barry Time Survivor #1: Look at them sack chasers over there ha ha, they're on Barry Time now.

Barry Time Survivor #2: Ha ha I know right, let's go to Winstar. They'll be okay till we get back.

Barry Time Survivor #1: Yup, and hey! Maybe they'll have the yard cleaned up by then too!

by SinisterStorm September 8, 2019

Backyard burgers

A damn good fast food that SHOULdVE NEVER been shut down, atleast over here in the states part of the states

BACKYARD BURGERS WAS THE BEST

from the perfect fries shape to the burgers, backyard burgers was CHILDHOOD GOALS

backyard burgers > raisin canes and any other fast food bs nowadays

by SoBsubsidiary> August 24, 2022

San Benito backyard bare down

When the use of a pot is necessary to take a shit at work.

While steve was taking an hour long shower, brad had an El Greazy shit brewing. Not able to take it any longer he took the biggest pot he could find and sat down in the backyard. Steve went out to find brad and heard him yelling San benito backyard bare down!

by Titrsbco June 13, 2011

buried in my backyard

1. When one is dead and buried in the backyard of my property.

2. When a man or large animal thrusts its TPJC (throbbing-pulsating-juicy-cock) DEEP in the wondrous, glorious, beautiful rectum of a man.

Boy #1 reads article, "Kid kills friend and burns body", said kid tells boy #2 next to him, this is like the sixth sense, you're dead and buried in my backyard but a ghost right now.

Boy#2: "Is that symbolic of what we did last night?"
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I want to bury you in my backyard so bad right now

by Backyard boy October 31, 2011

Barry Melrose

An individual who is constantly living in the past and glorifying in his own ignorance of the here and now.

A man who gets sexually aroused by the houliganism regularly employed by the Philadelphia Flyers.

An empty-headed, big-haired douchbag of mimbo who set the record for the coach who was fired the quickest into an NHL season.

Barry: I remember when people liked me and I was a respected member of the NHL community like it was yesterday. That's because it was yesterday, cause I'm still great and everyone knows it.
Stranger: I do not know who you are or why you are talking to me, but you are currently naked and standing in horseshit.

I didn't think I could get any hornier after that finger-biting Flyers game, but I just watched a bum-fighting video and now I can barely contain myself. I now know how Barry Melrose must feel.

Barry: The Flyers will win the Stanley Cup this year, because they went out and got a bunch of really tough guys.
Expert: You are such a Barry Melrose. Don't you know that the NHL has changed and skilled teams like the Penguins and the Red Wings are now the trend setters.

by The Fraud Exposer October 12, 2009

Barry Manilow

Admit it...you love him.

You can't smile without Barry Manilow

by ticktickboom October 1, 2011

Barryfied

Refers to POD (Print on Demand) t-shirt shops in particular and how shopkeepers price their t-shirts. Allowing for the higher profit margin with the intention of up-pricing unique and custom work that cannot be found at chain clothing stores. Made popular by a shopkeeper of the same name (core) and how others define his $10 plus profit margin - and successfully making sales.

Pricing your products too low, you will not make as many sales as when you have your products Barryfied or Barrified"

by THEGoat August 7, 2007