Backseat gamer

Someone who insist on telling you where to go, how to get something or how to complete a level while you're playing.

"hey you forgot to go get the key too unlock that door" "hey man i was going to, god stop being such a backseat gamer"

by Joe Norton April 27, 2008

backseat betty

used to describe a promiscuous girl who likes to have sex in the back of a car. This is a rather old expression

two girls are jealous of a popular girl so they start a rumor that shes a "backseat betty".

by synthetik_smurf September 7, 2005

backseat bandit

When a shorty perform sexual acts in the back of a hellcat/car.

My last shorty was a backseat bandit. She let a local trap lord with n srt blow her back out behind the 7/11.

by K racks November 11, 2021

Arch-Angel-Buttcheek-Backspread

A term coined by YouTuber Ian Carter, A.K.A. Idubbbz, meaning to lean over in the shower as to let the water go in your butt crack.

I kept on getting hair stuck in my asshole, so I used the Arch-Angel-Buttcheek-Backspread and it cleared right up.

by Kitten Corp. June 4, 2018

Blumpkin Backsplash Facial

when you are sitting on the toilet taking a dump while getting a blowjob... and right before you bust a load you drop a huge dump and the water from the toilet and ur jizz hits the girl in the face at the same time

the blumpkin backsplash facial has never been done before

by gainesvilletim89 March 5, 2009

Backseat Handshake

Another term for a hand job.

She must have been ready to go because when I got there she just greeted me with the ol' backseat handshake.

by aaronjaymus May 27, 2010

backseat coaching

When overprotective parents, grandparents or homosexual cousins of players yell demands from the stands, becnhes, or observational area which disrupt the entire game, piss off the coach and tear the conventional moral fabric of sportsmanship.

(Unatheleitc six year old kicks the ball into their own goal)

Overcompetitve masochistic alpha male (father): JESUS F***ING CHRIST JENNY. THIS ISNT F****ING RECESS!!! YOU'RE A COMPLETE FAILURE F**K!

Coach: Jesus, this is just AYSO we're not actually playing soccer!

Stever Irwin: Here we have the primitive backseat coaching father, who never acheived anything significant in life so he takes it out on his seeds.

by thatonekidwhoreallyisntfunny March 14, 2011