backiefire

When you do something so stupid, the phrase 'shots fired' becomes redundant and the shots immediately hit instead.

He skipped his big test last monday, after spending the whole week studying for it. That really backiefired for him.

by Him Jalpert May 25, 2016

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Backfire

When the intended consequence of a corrupt plan to set someone up does not go as planned, and instead you are exposed with concrete evidence of your misdoings.

" They stalked, harassed and even spied on him but their plan backfired because they dropped their camera running off the property they illegally trespassed on and he was able to prove the harassment finally."

by ParentalAlienationIsAbuse August 14, 2017

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backfire-poop

Refers to where you are unknowingly expelling a "separated pair" of stumpy poop-logs (rather than just a "standard" one-piece turd of considerable length) with a sizable "gap" of pressurized methane in between them; the result is an explosive whooshy bang partway though the dump that echoes hollowly in the toilet-bowl and is amplified/intensified by said bowl, just like the sounding-board of a drum or stringed instrument.

A backfire-poop can be highly embarrassing for the pooper if others are within earshot at the time. Some guys, however, are actually proud of making these "impressive" anal indiscretions, since it proves that they only produce "manly-sized" turds which "seal in the combustion", with no blow-by from a minuscule-diameter poop-log's allowing the gas to wastefully/splutteringly seep past the emerging turd in a much-less-spectacular noise-display.

by QuacksO September 28, 2018

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