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backtard

A back-seat driver who gives mindless advice when lost.
Steve exclaims: "DUDE! Get off here! NO, Take a right".

Allen Retorts: Shut it backtard!
by corrupto December 9, 2004
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backwards penis

a very ugly person. someone so ugly, she/he/it cannot be described like a normal penis, but as a backward one.
by stebys July 17, 2009
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Backwards Bloody Beaver

When a girl is on her period, eat her out from behind. When there is enough blood in your mouth spit it in your hand. Then reach your arm between her legs and slap her in the face. Then yell "Headshot!".
1. "I just gave that girl a Backwards Bloody Beaver!"
2. "Have you heard of the Backwards Bloody Beaver?" "Yeah! That shit's disgusting!"
by TM2 October 20, 2010
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Backyard-Racing

One of the many sports that is a branch of Darkour.

Backyard-Racing involves one or more person(s) that find themselves hopping fences through the suburbs for various reason. It can be defined as: random fun, escape routes, stealing bikes, breaking lawn furniture, pool hopping, entering unlocked garages, ripping down clothes lines, placing lawn furniture in neighbors yard (neighboring), féncing, looking for grown marajuana, trampoline jumping, hammock squatting or anything creatively hell raising.

Usually best to do at night although guard dogs can be a problem.

And not too fun in the winter, considering wet socks are the most buzzkill thing that can happen to a person.
"Dude I was Backyard-Racing yesterday, and somebody had a fucking mirror on their fence. When I saw my reflection I thought it was the house owner watching me. Gave me a heart attack."

"Yo, I got this bike from Backyard-Racing."

"That dog chased me right out of his yard."
by Shadeuxx March 5, 2010
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Backyard Bottomslash

The very best kind of buttsecks: out in the open, scarin' all the neighbors.

(This actually references a character's NAME in the Japanese manga-based novel Death Note: Another Note. Although there wasn't much buzz about the name in Japan, the manga nerds of the US were laughing their...well, asses off.)
A. Signs you've been backyard bottomslashing:

1) You and your lover always have unexplainable all-over tans.

2) Your neighbors keep threatening to have you taken away for public indecency.

3) So do all those bastards at the pool.

4) So does your little sister.

5) You can't read the Death Note novel without getting turned on.

6) You know exactly how hard it is to try to get a grass stain off of your knees, chest, AND back...all in the same day.

7) And of course, it always helps if you're gay.

B. Nerd One: "Dude, I tried to read Another Note but I couldn't stop laughing at the buttsexx0r name!"

Nerd Two: "I know. I started an online fanbase for it, Backyard Bottomslashers Anonymous."
by Cursed-blessings September 26, 2009
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Backwards Cameltoe

A cameltoe not seen at the front of a woman's crotch, but rather in the back.
Backwards Cameltoe-Just below the curvature of the buttocks, one may see the "droop" of the lips forcing themselves out; stretching the pants where a man's taint would be.
by Rach-ho August 25, 2011
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backwards wheelchair

When your fucking a paraplegic so hard that her wheel chair tips over, but your already committed so you throw her limp legs over her head and throw it in the mud tank for the grand finale!
Danny fucked up his engagement gong to Aruba with the banana shirt instead of his fiancee , so he found himself doing the backwards wheelchair with a Norwich crack whore...
by Pickledick1985 June 13, 2017
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