backhanded gift

When you purchase someone a gift that benefits you more than them.

Jim: What did you get Molly for Christmas?
Dave: Celtics tickets!
Jim: Nice! Wait, does she like basketball?
Dave: I dunno, but I do! And it’ll be a “romantic” night out.
Jim: backhanded gift, nice dude.

by bitchpleeeeeease December 26, 2011

backdoor sam

A person who has the Backdoor always open.

Here comes Backdoor Sam.

by BigBoi21 September 26, 2013

backdoor pilot

1) A protégé of the anal arts

2) Slang Phrase - Derogatory - Meaning Homosexual

Origin:
Backdoor (The anus, vis-a-vis anal sex. )

Pilot (A skilled individual who can navigate through tight spaces)

I didn't think I would like anal but he was one hell of a backdoor pilot

by atwatofgingers December 24, 2014

Backdoor Night

A night designated for anal sex.

It doesn't happen often, but when backdoor night finally comes around, my wife starts drinking at dinner in preparation for the anal sex.

by Kosher Joe February 1, 2015

backeotomy

A surgical operation involving the removal or replacement of a diseased spine.

"Docta said I need a backeotomy!" --Sir Smoke-a-lot

by zopf December 7, 2003

backbone of bts

Kim Namjoon aka RM is the backbone of group BTS. BTS started with him and wouldn't even exist without him. He is their backbone.

Kim Namjoon is reason why BTS exists, he is the backbone of BTS.

by rmsng May 14, 2021

backdoor matadore

(noun) one who has anal sex with the grandeur of that of a king, or to be more exact, an anal bullfigher.

Josh isn't no lightweight when it comes to anal sex-- hes a backdoor matadore!

by Wookiestick May 13, 2004