fat baby's dick

john: did you hear Mary had a kid

tom: bro i dont give a fat baby's dick
by dont poke the bear December 16, 2013
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Baby Dick Slayer

A female between the ages of eighteen and twenty who carries the developmental qualities of a full fledged, experienced Dick Slayer.
The Baby Dick Slayer is so smokin hot that you'll pop a boner just from being within a block radius of her, yet she uses a fake ID to get into clubs or buy beer.
by BigTeddyK March 10, 2010
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Baby Dick Health

When the enemy in any video game gets away with a pinch of health especially after you brought their health down to a sliver.
Fortnite:
OMG I shot him first several times and he did a 180 jumping pump shot and 1 shotted me! 3 health?!??! MAN FUCKIN BABY DICK HEALTH!

Any Moba Game ever:
Raging Gamer: GET HIM! GET HIM!

(Healer gets away with 20 health)
F*&#$*# YOU AND YOUR BABY DICK HEALTH!!!!!
by NidgeDFX June 12, 2018
mugGet the Baby Dick Healthmug.

baby dick syndrome

It's when you are being a wussy about something or a cry baby. Also it simply means you have a baby dick.
Dakota was complaining about pain in his groin area so nasboss told him that he's being a baby dick and that he could also be suffering front baby dick syndrome!
by nasboss August 27, 2014
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baby dick

A small glass weed pipe whose shape and scale resemble a baby's dick. The small size makes it inexpensive and easy to conceal in case one needs to dispose of it covertly.
by JoelBond415 March 19, 2008
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baby-dick-nonsense

something that makes no sense. synonyms: bull shit, bologna
Yo man that's a bunch of baby-dick-nonsense you didn't bang that model.
by babydickmeister November 24, 2009
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Baby Dick

High piched Paddy the mick punk drunk like a skunk. But leaked quick with his baby dick!
by Chairman Phat October 19, 2003
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