Scabie Babies

When the 8th graders in your township get infected with scabies from their grades' camping trip.

PS: It only gets worse when the horny bastards start fucking each other. But at least you know what happened when one of the teachers catches it

Tim Tom: Ewwwww, the Scabie Babies are coming to the High School tonight
Lennie: No, your kidding
Tim Tom: I'm being dead serious
Lennie: Flip, I dont want scabies!
Tim Tom: Yeah neither do I but I gotta go to the event tonight
Lennie: RIP
Tim Tom: I might not make it, so please tell my wife, John Carl, that I love him very much.

Tim Tom never made it out alive, his wife, John Carl, and his friend, Lennie, attended his funeral later that week

by Scabie Baby Hater February 1, 2020

on the babies

A phrase often used to affirm or agree to something, or guarantee it'll happen. On the 'babies', as in, on your children, or all children in general. Similar to 'on god', or, 'on my mama'.

Carter: Hey Sam, did you like the new Rocky movie?
Sam: ON THE BABIES, that shit was fly as fuck.

by cbomwhitemystery December 31, 2018

Fist Babies

Sperm destined for the sweat sock or klenex. Brought forth from the fist or "act of masterbation"

The greatests love of all often creates fist babies

by Stork February 2, 2003

400 babies!

The act of having to much Powerthirst.

Power babies! You will have so many babies! 400 BABIES!

by Snorlaxpro January 14, 2008

up the bum no babies

A method of birth control?

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

Babin

To "babe", be a "babe", be "attractive".

"Wow, check it out, that guy is Babin!"

by gysenn April 30, 2010

babi

A person who drives on emergency lane.

Ambulance driver: There's a lot of babis blocking my way!

by KenduriTandoori January 6, 2018