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General Buttsecks

Celebrated title used to describe a person's sexual attitude or sexual references. He/She can make each situation either very awkward or extremely funny.
After the teacher explained the how the reproductive system worked, everyone was waiting for someone to pull a General Buttsecks
by GeneralButtsecks November 21, 2009
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non-anal buttsecks

The act of rubbing your ass on another persons ass or object for pleasure. It is common to use baby oil to make it more slick and pleasurable or goldbond powder to prevent chaffing.
Since penetrative sex was against their religion Jack and Jill had non-anal buttsecks to get off.
by Spamelness March 29, 2009
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teh butseks

The But-sex. Basically Yaoi in its most graphic form, which though very graphic also ends up being absolutely hillariouse!

you may be watching sensitive pornograph and all of a sudden there is man-cock on the screen and then flashy sequences of them having kinky kinky man sex and all you can do is roll on the floor laughing shouting things like Man-Cock and Penis-hankerchief!

so thus Teh-Butseks is Comic Yaoi.
Best example of Teh Butseks:

When playing Absolute Obiedience (Yaoi dating game) watch out for the Penis-Handkerchief moment, hillarity will ensue, you will understand.
by Mortal January 11, 2009
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Buttsecks

Buttsecks is a unit of time that represents how long gay people don't think about butt sex. Aprox. .07 milliseconds.
Man its been 6000 buttsecks since the last time i had butt sex.
by PrivateButtSex October 31, 2009
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bumsecks

The way stupid homosexuals go at slamming the shit (literally) out of eachother... remember... ribbed condoms for better traction in the mud ;)
HAHAHA you fag.. you like teh bumsecks =P
by Logz0r March 21, 2004
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de buttsecks

1337 for "the Buttsex" anal love. the love from the ass.
by JDOGG June 1, 2004
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buttsecks

Unprotected anal sex. A phrase often used on the IGN Vestibule to describe two males giving one another orgasmic anal pleasure by way of a double-headed slimy black used didlo.
SDM: y helo thar buttsecks????! lOLOLOLOLOOOLLL

ASI: yesplz
by someone February 24, 2004
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