burt's bees

the best lip balm ever; it refreshes your lips and gives off a minty smell if you ever have bad breath!

burt's bees is the best lip balm ever (:

by fuundipster August 27, 2008

Burt's BJ

A blowjob shortly after the giver has applied Burt's Bees lip balm thereby creating a tingly/burning sensation on the receiver's genitals.

"Shit dude, my girlfriend accidently gave me a Burt's BJ last night, i had to shove my wang in the snow."

by jess vayloo December 30, 2007

Burt the couch

A couch that is taken everywhere (Town, Beach and School etc) it is normally picked up from a tip/dump and "Pimped" with love/care make it looking somewhat decent.

Burt can be found in some of the most random places you could ever imagine.

If you decide to own a Burt, make sure you treat him/her (Burt is often "bi") as you would like a member of your group.

Rules:

1. Burt is a complete couch slut and will often attract a lot of attention so keep him/her in you sights at all times. (So those swamp ninjas don't take away Burt)

2. No sex on Burt, as this could be a birth control problem if Burt is owned by the wrong people.

3. There is no limit to how many people can fit on Burt.

4. If Burt is used to play halo, MLG rules will only be tolerated as Burt only wants the best.

5. If drink is spilled, the spiller must lick it off passionately.

Not to be confused with levis couch

"Whats that couch doing in the middle of the beach?" Asks Jill "Don't worry its just Burt" Replys Emma

They continue to go sit on Burt and live happily ever after.

"Jess is being a complete biatch today" says everyone. "Don't worry, we will just not invite her to the next Burt bash" says Tom

Burt the couch never sleeps

by BurtBashing_DaY-n-Night May 4, 2009

burt x pico

Burt x Pico is a popular ship between Pico from Newgrounds, and the celebrity model, Burtberry!

They are couple goals <3

Fedduccine: "Hey, have you seen the new chapter to the Burt x Pico comic?"

Abeson: "Haha, of course I have! It's so good!"

by grandmother.gertrude May 29, 2021

Burt's Bees whore

It refers to someone that buys every Burt's Bees product and gets updates on their phone when a new product comes out, then rushes to the drug store to buy it. Usually the whore always smells like they eat honey and then rub it all over their body. They will never buy any other brand of face scrub or moisturizer because it's not as naturally made.

girl: "I been to her house like five times and it's filled with like every Burt's Bees product you can name!"

girl 2: "She sounds like such a Burt's Bees whore!"

by NoStyleMyStyle September 15, 2011

Burt Baskin Scoop

Taking an ice cream scooper and ramming up ones ass. This resembles something like a Baskin Robbins scooper that is shoved up someone's ass. The recipient of this act was subject to pain or pleasure depending on if they are a masochist or not.

Person 1: Hye, why do you have a ice cream scooper
Person 2: Oh, yeah it's time to do the Burt Baskin Scoop tonight.
Person 1: Oh Hell No, this ain't a Baskin Robbins.

by AN0SEater March 19, 2020

Burt Simpson pfp

You're probably a nine year old who fakes depression, wants attention, and thinks you're the main character like.. shut the hell up

"My depression is worse then yours I listen to sad music, cry everyday, and have a depressed Burt Simpson pfp!"

"Thats not what depression is you're probably just sad-"

"SHUT UP! I AM DEPRESSED YOU'RE PROBABLY THE HAPPIEST PERSON EVER!"

by Turkey but hot October 16, 2020