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someone who starts acting like a lame ass after a few beers. aka my brother
evreything was cool until rich started hitting the tequila and acting like a burrito
by fishegg July 12, 2004
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The greatest food on the planet at the moment. This is non debatable and if you disagree with this statement, fuck you.
No example is required for this word. It is universally known(as well it should be). All hail the burrito and all its glory.
by Panda the black and white bear November 24, 2015
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1)The act of anal intercourse with a burrito. It is done by sticking an erect penis into a Burrito of your choice and sticking it into your partners anus. After climax has been reached, your partner will crap out the burrito and either you, your partner, or the two of you can enjoy the feast!
2) Any act of placing food into the anus and crapping it out after climax and eatting it.
I Burritoed Aaron last night
I will be burritoing him tomorrow
Can I burrito you?
by Samuel Edson July 26, 2008
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dropping a burrito

downloading a burrito

offloading a burrito

etc
by me December 8, 2003
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a guy who goes to my school named burrito.
1) has crooked eyez.
2) is overweight.
3) wears all black.
4) eats his own kind, he ate a rice and bean burrito the other day!
5) alwayz says"fook u mann"
6) not widely liked, but well-known throughout the school.
7) full name is Alejandro Milan a.k.a. BuRRiTo.
8) is scared of everyone, including himself.
9) once was sprayed in the face with a can of axe, beaten up by various people and was pelted by lunch food!
10) fights back by throwing oranges, juice cartons and blunt objects.
"yo mama got fucked by BuRRiTo!"
"BURRiTo iZ a PIMP name!"
by beans & rice March 31, 2005
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tHiS oNe vAto wHo gO 2 mY sChOOL aN looK liKe sOmEbOdY fUcKeD hiM uP wiT a bAsEbALL bAT, hiZ eYEz b cRoSS-eYeD tOO! dAt niGGa hEllA ovErwEigHT aN hE b wEaRiN tHa sAmE cLoThEz eVeRy dAy! wE cAll hiM"BuRRiTo" cAuSE hE lOOk liKE oNe, lolZ. eVeRyBoDy b fuCkiN wiT hiM! hE gOt tHA sHiT kNoCkEd oUTTa hiM bY eVeRybODy. hE aFrAiD oF eVEryoNe! bUt, hOW tHa fuCK eVeRybODy iN tHa sChOOl kNoW hiM? hE liKE tHa mOsT pOpuLaR fOOl iN tHa sChOOl, buT ppL b fuCKiN wiT hiM aLL tHA tiME!
"ThEy cAll dAT niGGa, BuRRiTo!"
"BuRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRITOOOHHHHH!"
"Tu mAdRe gOT fUCKEd bY BuRRiTo lASt niGHT!"
"WhErEd yO paReNTz fiNd u BuRRiTo?!!!?"
"BuRRiTo b tHa PIMP nAmE!!!!"
"BuRRiTo iZ 1 uGlY mO fUcKR!!!"
by sUm vATo April 9, 2005
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a crazy mingin vagina (one that reeks)
man i put my finger in that puss for 5 seconds and i was a mingin burrito
by jakeup January 7, 2009
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