Girlfriend: "Hey, where'd my man go?"
Friend: "Girl, you know he's out on the floor bumpin' on a strange."
Girlfriend: "Whatevs. As long as he comes home with me."
Friend: "Girl, you know he's out on the floor bumpin' on a strange."
Girlfriend: "Whatevs. As long as he comes home with me."
by wwwordsmith November 12, 2013

Bumpin Dicks is the act between two or more males. Typically Homosexual males that involve the pressing of their male genitalia together repeatedly as a type of foreplay to aid in their arousal.
It is also used as a derogatory slang to offend a seemingly heterosexual male who may of done an individual wrong in the past or towards someone/something they simply dislike or irritated by.
It is also used as a derogatory slang to offend a seemingly heterosexual male who may of done an individual wrong in the past or towards someone/something they simply dislike or irritated by.
Example 1: I bet that prick Doug will be bumpin dicks with management at our companies' annual circle jerk this christmas.
Example 2. "Guys we're about to start a heist on GTA, would you two stop bumpin dicks and join the session already?"
Example 2. "Guys we're about to start a heist on GTA, would you two stop bumpin dicks and join the session already?"
by Singularpube May 30, 2016

As Chris and Sam walked home from the neighborhood bar, Chris said, "Boy, I'd give anything to see some foxy fuzz bumpin' right about now."
by AG999 June 30, 2007

by Eaton Holgoode November 4, 2017

by PimpD April 25, 2004

by brad paul October 15, 2005

A type of sex where public hairs from both people bump together. Often mentioned by a YouTuber that goes by the name of Coach Kent Murphy.
by Bumping Fuzz August 31, 2015
