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The things a scout master does "not" want the world to know about him.
Scout Master: Well boys, today we learn about boy scout nots. Like how "not" to tell your parents about these pictures I'm gonna be taking of you.
by magz1990nine June 5, 2021
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the boy scout leader

When two dudes high five in celebration after masturbating next to each other.

Alternatively, when a man high fives someone after masturbating but the other person doesn't know about it.
"My hand smells funny... goddamit, I think steve might have the boy scout leadered me."
by heythereadventurer December 8, 2016
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boy scout

a kid who got screwed over by overzealous parents who wanted said kid in harvard. Most boyscouts hate the program and sneak contrabrand music players to camps and swear at bystanders. (at least me anyway)
loser:"Hey you're a boy scout, what a fag!!!"
coolboyscout:"Go thumb your pocket protector you dipshit before I kick your ass."
by novark September 12, 2006
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The Boy Scout Complex

The proven theory that many boy scouts that continue to Eagle Scoutdom have nothing better to do with their lives. After they gain the title of "Eagle Scout" they believe they have all power in the world and are the rulers of everyone alive, even though they don't and the title of "Eagle Scout" will earn them nothing. This causes them to seek jobs with power, or their idea of power over others, such as a college dorm Resident Advisor (RA).
Guy1: Man, Paul is the worst RA ever. He just thinks he has power over everyone in the hall simply because he's the RA. He commands people around to clean up and turn their music down. He's trying to steal the college experience away from us.

Guy2: He was telling me he was an Eagle Scout yesterday.

Guy3: That's a for sure case of the Boy Scout Complex. Notice how he thinks he owns everybody under his rule even though he has a stupid petty job as a college dorm RA.
by WWIIJEEPMASTER December 10, 2009
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Angry Boy Scout

can be used as an adjective noun or verb... pertaining to one or multiple sexual acts inflicted on a poor boy scout when he takes the other boy scout's bottom bunk. Most of these horrid acts are performed by eagle scouts who force their weight on the younger ones..
dude... I heard ossac gave little jimmy an angry boy scout last night. thats brutal... poor kid.
by wowmikewho August 11, 2010
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boy scout blow

Disgorgement of mucus from a single nostril barrel, performed by closing off the other blow hole with the index finger, then mightily exploding the contents into the atmosphere, preferably away from the practitioner. Repeat with the other side.
Whoa! That girl just did a Boy scout Blow into the gutter!
by Dr. Diddle October 6, 2011
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Boy Scout

Okay so all the definitions are from triggered boy scouts that had to come here and try to create a badass description for themselves, so I had to correct them.

Majority of boy scouts are cocky pussies that think they know shit because they can use a lighter. In reality, they'd break an arm trying to handle a shotgun because they're that full of themselves after they got their own pocket knife.

Some boy scouts are exceptions, actually applying their knowledge to whatnot and using their ranks for a better chance at good scholarship cash. Unfortunately, these humble ones are few in number.

Then there is the derogatory term 'boy scout' used to describe the lesser, more pathetic types of people. This is an 'insult' mainly used by your friendly neighborhood highschool quarterback in an attempt to start something, only resulting in him appearing as the idiot that he is (Except to his incompetent followers who will still respect him somehow).

Just a note- Don't be a defensive cunt trying to make boy scouts appear badass. You are not Danny Devito, stop thinking you know shit.
I don't care so much about boy scouts anymore, but I'm going to become an Eagle Scout anyways. It'll look good on me resume.
by Yeet_Brother June 6, 2018
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