A more proper term to describe a professional bullshitter. One who brags constantly and unnecessarily. "Bovine" referring to cattle (i.e. Bull), and "Scatologist" (one who analyzes excrement).
Bill: "What this I hear about you and Tom getting it on last night?"
Mary: "Don't believe everything Tom tells you. I asked him to gave me a ride home. That's all. He's just BSing you."
Bill: "Now you wouldn't be accusing good ol' Tom of being a bullshitter, would you?"
Mary: "No, let's just say that Tom is a Bovine Scatologist."
Mary: "Don't believe everything Tom tells you. I asked him to gave me a ride home. That's all. He's just BSing you."
Bill: "Now you wouldn't be accusing good ol' Tom of being a bullshitter, would you?"
Mary: "No, let's just say that Tom is a Bovine Scatologist."
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Get the Bodie mug.A bovenizer is a unit of measurement used by the majority of irish people worldwide, although when asked about it by a non-Irish person (a stadín), they will most often deny its existence.
The word bovenizer stems from a figure in Irish Myths and legend: Fálor Bovenizer. Fálor was a giant of a man who travelled with the great Irish hero : An mac tira. On one of their travels they came upon a large tear in the earths suface.
Bovenizer stretcheed across the span and allowed An mac tira's company to cross by walking along his back. The width of the span became a mesurement used by the people of Ireland.
The word bovenizer stems from a figure in Irish Myths and legend: Fálor Bovenizer. Fálor was a giant of a man who travelled with the great Irish hero : An mac tira. On one of their travels they came upon a large tear in the earths suface.
Bovenizer stretcheed across the span and allowed An mac tira's company to cross by walking along his back. The width of the span became a mesurement used by the people of Ireland.
Jim: "reckon you could make that jump?"
Dyl: "I dunno, it looks about one and a half bovenizers, thats kinda big"
Tour guide: Grafton street is over two hundred imperial bovenizers long
Dyl: "I dunno, it looks about one and a half bovenizers, thats kinda big"
Tour guide: Grafton street is over two hundred imperial bovenizers long
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The idea that nobody but Alex Jones knew that muslim terrorists were planning to fly jumbo-jets into the World trade Center is absolute bovine scatology.
by Jolly Roger March 22, 2004
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