bork 

to drink an excessive amount of alcohol and to end up throwing up and hugging the toilet all night

Matt Lee was so red in the face that I knew immediatley it was a bork night for him.

bork by Brad Goonisenburg July 24, 2009

bork 

A person who is both a berk and a dork

Person A: I can't come to your party tonight because I need to beat my own score at solitaire on my laptop.

Person B: You bork.

bork by Sophizzle1 March 13, 2014

bork 

the sound made when tooting in a bathtub

you must have been gasey! i could hear that bork from the kitchen.

bork by Trav-dog August 5, 2008

bork 

1. To hit a volleyball foul or out-of-bounds so that the opponents score or your teammate must bust his butt to save yours. (Word learned at Karch Kiraly VB Camp.)
2. Any error or mistake.

Everyone shall do 10 push-ups per bork.

bork by PatBB April 25, 2006

Bork 

1. Bork means to combine meat (in this case, beef and pork).
See spam.

2. It can also replace any verb in most cases.

3. Can sometimes be used as an adjective when -y is added on to the end.

The word was believed to be created after a mispronouncing of the word bjork.

1. Dude, this bork is delicious!

2. I borked my girl so hard last night.

3. Sure is borky around here.

Bork by Thoumad? March 31, 2011

bork 

bork: v.n.adv. virtually every other part of speech.
a:) wildcard; can be used in place of common words, especially verbs.
b:) to draw attention to ones self in hopes to entertain: what the bork? = LAUGH AT ME! NOW!
c:) an exclamation similar to words like crap.

he borks
she borks
they bork
we bork
borking
borked
will bork
borkology - the study of bork
borker - one who borks
borkness - posessing bork
borkous - having bork-like qualities
borkocity - the magnitude of borkness

bork by The Chadwick December 7, 2006

Bork 

The act of lifting chairs from the ground and putting them in the cubby under the desk, usually to assist the job of the cleaning lady or to annoy a particular teacher

Joey was being really annoying, so I borked him.
Borking all the chairs in the classroom is the best way of finding something that fell on the floor

Bork by An_Anonymous_Borker May 22, 2013