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man boobies

Large mounds of flesh that develop on the chests of obese men where pecs should be. These often overlap fat rolls, have distored cylindrical, round, or lumpy shapes, and are sometimes hairy.
My college roommate Neekita Desai has a thing for fat men with man boobies!
by Nikki Tyler December 10, 2003
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I wanna have boobies

The commom misheard interpretation in the song "When I grow up" by The Pussycat Dolls. Most people hear the song as,

When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have "boobies"

When in fact the correct lyrics are...

When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have "groupies"
I've been 18 for half a year already so technically I am grown up, but i don't have boobies. I wanna have boobies really badly. Maybe if I wish for them hard enough I just might get them.
by flat chested June 29, 2008
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Back Boobies

A condition that occurs when someone is chunky enough, a bra will sink into their back fat forcing unsightly flaps of skin to protrude over their bra strap creating a floppy "boob-like" formation in their shoulder-blade region. This condition is well documented in smaller towns where there are ample supplies of bacon. It has also been known to correlate directly to a FUPA.
That bitch must be trying to counter-balance her Double D breasts with her C Back Boobies.
by Narcolepticjay August 28, 2006
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yak boogies

Yak boogie is having those nasty boogers the next day after doing yak (cocaine)
Me and friend always have yak boogies the next day of a long night of drinking and getting turnt up
by rigogeous September 18, 2013
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Birthday Boobies

The act of sending pictures of boobies, naked or clothed, to a birthday boy or girl.

This is a relatively new tradition, and in practice, it is more often men sending men pictures of their own chest, or men convincing random girls to send pictures of their cleavage to their friend on his birthday. However, the act was originally conceived to span an influx of casual acquaintances of the opposite sex to send you risque pictures.
Example 1:
Man your phone has been blowing up all day. I hope at least some of them are Birthday Boobies pics.

Well, I did get these from your sister...

Example 2:
How did you get pictures of Lisa's tits!

Birthday Boobies!

Example 3:
Andy really came through at the bar last night. He must have had over 40 girls send me birthday boobies. At least a dozen of them showed nipple.
by wijim November 12, 2011
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I Love Boobies

A company that sells things that say I love boobies, but everytime you buy one the money goes to breast cancer awareness. Their website is Keep-a-breast.org. Which is sold at sun Diego stores.
Yo man you wanna go buy an I love boobies bracelet? He'll ya.
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man boobies

Boobies that larger men gain, usually after not playing football in high school anymore. Can be large.
My roommate Jason has the largest man boobies I've ever seen. He's probably wear a 42 C Cup bra.
by Montana December 6, 2002
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