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Scat-Boning

similar to tromboning only the recipient has a severe case of the shits, and on orgasm...

(the name is a contraction of scat-tromboning, with a hint of jazz thrown in for good measure)
the giver performs a rim-job to a man from behind, at the same time as reaching around to wank him off (usual tromboning), however, in scat-boning the recipient has a severe case of the shits, and as orgasm is reached, expulsion from the colon occurs all over his partner's face, hair, head and mouth.

hepatitus-A and other vaccines may be advisable before attempting scat-boning.
by pixie and norm. May 5, 2009
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Precision Boning

Refers to the attempted anal farting of a mungaloid dawg whilst in air. With some degree of accuracy you can limit the incest damage. An example would be destroying a single sphincter by unloading the groceries all over their gramophone. In order to not damage the orifice be sure to massage and relax the rectum, to do this simply give the patient stiff meds and softly stroke their lancaster boner. If any troubles should rise, feel free to call 1800 lancaster boner, visit our website at www.kandipluggedmyhole.org.au or follow us on snapchat @Dhorseman1127
Kandi my love, lets try Precision Boning tonight?!
by Dhorseman Studs July 31, 2017
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Lone Boning

Lone Boning

A term for male masturbation
"Dude let's invite some chicks over tomorrow"
"Awww sundays my lone boning day"
by natewill January 8, 2012
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Power Boning

Engaging in physically intense sex roughly between 5 to 30 minutes, if not an hour
Anton returns home with his eyes wide open
Leroy: "Where the Hell you've been?"
Anton: "I've been Power Boning chicks all day and I think I banged a dude by accident. My Hook-up gave me one of those E-pills this morning and it hasn't gone away..."
Leroy: "Shit man, you okay?"
Anton: "Is it normal for my heart to sound like a boombox?"
by RaiRaijinn December 8, 2016
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solo boning

When two people who have been sleeping with multiple partners decide to have a monogamous relationship.
I've been banging Amber, Crystal, and Tina, but now I'm solo boning Amber.
by DirtyDofDefinitions June 8, 2018
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Face Boning

When someone constantly checks their facebook profile as well as their friends profiles, looking for any conversations involving themselves. This person often has no love life and lives vicariously through other people on facebook.
Megan: "Who you Face Boning?"
Lauren: "Oh... I thought I saw my name on this hot guy's page."
Megan: "You're such a loser."
by Hidya Wife Hidya Kids February 20, 2011
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Funny Boning

The act of putting your arm all the way to your elbow...or more specifically your funny bone..... inside any Orifice that will take an arm that far. For example..... anal funny boning is different then vaginal funny boning which is different then oral funny boning.
Guy 1: tell me why you got rid of your boxing speed bag, again?

Guy 2: Now that my wife can take my funny boning her vagina and butt hole at the same time.... my arms are too tired for any thing else
by LemmeF1ndOut October 7, 2021
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