shit on your bonfire

almost entirely used in negative intention (don't want to) indicates a person wanting to inform another person (or people) without overly causing displeasure

"I don't want to shit on your bonfire, mate, but that isn't the case."

"I don't want to shit on your bonfire, but you're idea sucks."

by barnabos August 3, 2008

Stamped out bonfire

Grotesque looking cod pouch. Particularly apparent in redness and unruly hair.

"Yeah, Cheryl Cole's quite fit. Bet she's got a twat like a stamped out bonfire though"

by BigGusset March 26, 2009

Bonfire of the vanities movement

A movement among christians that seeks to take control of the government and then burn everything they think is sinful such as books on evolution,porn,musical instruments,playing cards,makeup,ladie's longera,birth control pills and devices,women's pants,bikinis,psychology books,high heel shoes,computers,tvs,and all music except gospel,some country and bluegrass ect.

Some christians are in the bonfire of the vanities movement.

by Deep blue 2012 August 15, 2010

Irish bonfire

When you drink copious amounts of beer, light your girlfriend’s pubes on fire, puke the flames out and then fuck her using the puke as lube.

Yo dawg, last night was wild. Tiffany and I had an Irish bonfire.

by Lithium battery flavored ass February 10, 2021

tahitian bonfire

marijuana smoking term - the act of opening a joint and letting the weed burn, then inhaling the smoke that comes off of the weed.
usually when the joint is to small to toke.
almost like using hash on a pin.

john > ah man that roach is to small, i cant hit it.
phil > shit, hey, do a tahitian bonfire

by thegreatestshowbagoneearthsux September 9, 2011

alabama bonfire

A sexual position in which a ginger (the fire) is laying and grinding on a bunch of black men (the wood logs)

Guy1: “dude, Alice was in a Alabama bonfire last night”
Guy2:”How many logs?”

by Diajjv May 29, 2018

Miles at the Bonfire

When someone is doubting your ability to succeed on any given task. I.e. when you're trying to start a fire at a bonfire and your friend insists that you'll never get it started or going.

Friend: "Dude we should just give up, we're never going to be able to find the huzz"
You: "C'mon man, you're being a real miles at the bonfire right now."

by ThanosWeavester October 8, 2025