shit on your bonfire

almost entirely used in negative intention (don't want to) indicates a person wanting to inform another person (or people) without overly causing displeasure

"I don't want to shit on your bonfire, mate, but that isn't the case."

"I don't want to shit on your bonfire, but you're idea sucks."

by barnabos August 3, 2008

Stamped out bonfire

Grotesque looking cod pouch. Particularly apparent in redness and unruly hair.

"Yeah, Cheryl Cole's quite fit. Bet she's got a twat like a stamped out bonfire though"

by BigGusset March 26, 2009

Bonfire of the vanities movement

A movement among christians that seeks to take control of the government and then burn everything they think is sinful such as books on evolution,porn,musical instruments,playing cards,makeup,ladie's longera,birth control pills and devices,women's pants,bikinis,psychology books,high heel shoes,computers,tvs,and all music except gospel,some country and bluegrass ect.

Some christians are in the bonfire of the vanities movement.

by Deep blue 2012 August 15, 2010

Alaskan Bonfire

Using icy hot as lube for anal sex

Last night Amy and i had an alaskan bonfire, yada yada yada it hurts to piss today

by Letstouchyourstoesladies January 14, 2018

Irish bonfire

When you drink copious amounts of beer, light your girlfriend’s pubes on fire, puke the flames out and then fuck her using the puke as lube.

Yo dawg, last night was wild. Tiffany and I had an Irish bonfire.

by Lithium battery flavored ass February 10, 2021

bonfiring

The act of participating in a bonfire.

Lets go bonfiring!

I think there are people bonfiring outside! It smells!

by GoddessOFsex February 3, 2012

Artic bonfire

Using icy as anal lube. Usually a race against time.

Last night Amy and I had an artic bonfire , yada yada yada , it burns when i pee today

by Letstouchyourstoesladies January 15, 2018