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kill boff marry

A game, popularized by the TV show "30 Rock," played by two or more people. Game participants trade off selecting three individuals (they may be living, dead, and/or fictional) for the other participants to either "Kill, Boff, or Marry." Each participant must then say whether or not they would kill, boff, or marry each of the selected individuals. Individuals to kill, boff, or marry are usually selected to fit the participants sexual orientation. The best game results are usually obtained when individuals who are unattractive, disliked by others, and/or old are selected to categorize.
Jim says to Jane, "Kill Boff Marry - George W. Bush, Dane Cook, and Quasimodo." Jane responds, "This is a tough one Jim, but I'd kill Dane Cook because he's an unfunny asshole, I'd boff Bush, but it would be spiteful in a hate-fuck sort of way, and I'd marry Quasimodo because overall he seems like a good guy."
by Samwar May 29, 2008
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boffer

Boffer a type of weapon used in L.A.R.P.s and ren fighting. typicaly the are made from 1/2 or 3/4 pvc piping wrapped in pipe foam. they are then fitted with a tip of open cell foam of between 1 to 4 inches. then wrapped in duct tape or kite tape.
He hit me with a boffer sword.
by telos_ March 2, 2004
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BOBFOC

Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch. A person who possesses a killer body but has a face that only a mother could love.
Check out that bobfoc!
by Samick Downunder June 11, 2006
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Bofftin

Is a word to describe somebody who is clever and PENG!!!
She's such a BOFFTIN!!
by Bofftin February 2, 2010
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Boffa

A slang word meaning "Both of" usually used in the phrase, "boffa deez nuts."
Hey your breath smells like boffa... BOFFA DEEZ NUTS!!!
by Pewneekorn September 24, 2018
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BOBFOC

ACRONYMN - Defining a girl with a great body but a face like a Bulldog chewing a wasp.
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
Wow she's got a great figure, uh oh she's ugly too! - Bobfoc!
by Wootster February 26, 2010
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baffooning

the act of yelling at drunken baffoons at or around bar close. usually from the window of an automobile but can also be done via walking.
"hey man, hop in the car lets go baffooning. its close to bar close!"
by Jose~Cuervo March 27, 2010
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