After the act of anal sex, the woman shoots the ejaculate out of her anus and snorts it like a line of coke.
by PdotJ5ive January 13, 2011
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When Sally stuck her strap on in Jerry's anus a bartimaeus was obtained leaving Jerry dismayed. He was left with the only option of using long metal tools to dig the condom out of his colon.
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The two lovers were wrestling when the boobs where pressed against the chest of the male the male mistankenly thought the woman had farted but was really blarting.
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