Burrito blowout

1. when all the stuff inside a burrito sloshes out onto your pants and you start raging

(it only works if you paid more than 7 dollars for that burrito)

guy 1: "ack! its a burrito blowout!"

guy 2: "Hey ur getting it all over me"

guy 1: "YOU! EMPLOYEE! gimme a refund!"

employee: "no refunds"

guy 2: "gimme some new pants or i call teh poleez on you"

*guy 1 runs away*

*employee takes a stress leave*

by craisins.inc June 9, 2018

bush blowout

First described by Dr Fred, it is the term used to describe
pubic hair extending from the confines of a womans bathing suit.While on the decline for a while, it has made a comeback as the retro pubic hair style has returned

wow, that girl needs a waxing, look at her bush blowout

by imz14u April 10, 2011

Tokyo Blowout

Food poisoning and subsequent aftermath resulting from bad sushi.

Oh man.......... I knew the uni was off when I tasted it. An hour later, I suffered a Tokyo blowout.

by whalebacon September 14, 2009

diaper blowout

1. When a baby or anyone who wears a diaper had a bad poopy accident full of diarreha and poo goes everywhere making a mess and getting everything stinky.

2. When someone spills pepper on the chairs at wendy's, and it looks like hundreds of little bug terds.

1. Upset mom: P-U! I think we should pull over on the side of the road to take care of the kid's diaper problems.

Grumpy dad: Darn that diaper blowout is so stinky!

2. Girl: Whoops, there goes all of my pepper! Oh well, I gotta go.

Wendy's Worker: Oh darn, someone left a serious diaper blowout for my to clean up, so nobody can sit at this table until I clean.

by cufused_kris June 29, 2009

Total Blowout

When a woman gives oral sex and shits her pants.

Dude! My girlfriend was giving me a blowjob when out of nowhere she shits her pants. It was a total blowout

by MGZeke June 21, 2018

brazilian blowout

When a girl with a shaved pussy queefs on her partners face.

My face was all sticky this morning.
Y?
My chick gave me a Brazilian blowout last night.

by kstan3 October 13, 2010

taco blowout

When you're eating a taco and it falls apart because either the soft taco tortilla is too thin, or you made your own taco and put too much in the taco.

This restaurant sucks! This is the 2nd time I got a taco blowout from here.

by pootskiller May 6, 2009