besties with benefits

You are best friends with sexual benefits. Including going out having phone sex, talking and texting everyday. You can tell your problems too without any emotional attachment.

I know you care for me that is why we are Besties with Benefits

by Caviar2015 May 31, 2016

Dio bestia

Dio bestia is an espression that is used by italian guys when they're angry(2), or when they prove strong emotion(1).

E' fredda Dio bestia!
This water is very very cold!(1)

Mi è saltata la connessione Internet, Dio bestia!
Oh no, my Internet connession is useful!(2)

by Slash92 December 9, 2008

Meat Beating

Jacking off, only a little harder than usual, to the point of hurting.

"Wanna go over to my place an do a little meat beating?"

by Mark2791 December 16, 2008

midget beastiality

When a midget and some sort of animal come together and have sex. It combines your two favorite things: Midget porn and beastiality

I saw some freaky midget beastiality where a midget banged a great Dane.

by Ghetto Grampa June 25, 2015

bestieship

The friendship between two besties.

Terrence and Katelynn have an amazing bestieship!

by terreencdk May 31, 2010

Bestie Hot

What you say to someone after they achieve an accomplishment, does something you approve of, or when someone does or says something really cool. Interpreted as "that's so cool, it's at the same level of hotness as my best friend".

"I can't believe I just aced my final exam!" "That's bestie hot"

"What do you think of this dress?" "That dress is so cute, it's BESTIE hot"

by OGChristine April 19, 2022

beating the bishop

Masturbating.

How many times a day do you beat your bishop?

by chronicmasturbator March 27, 2003