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Bernard

You seen Bernard lately?” No I never see him because he’s short as fuck.
by Bernard’sBiggestHater April 18, 2023
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Bernard

A tall guy, loves his family and kids and never leaves. A family guy.
That’s Bernard he always has his kids.
by baby5ivee January 31, 2024
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Bernard

Without the saint. A rum, unkindly type.
A real Bernard, he put all his rounds of drinks on my tab.
by Oafelia September 27, 2025
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Bernard.

The defenition of child abuse.
If you were called this at birth, consider a name change.
Mother: I'll call him Bernard.
Doctor: That's child abuse you horrible cunt.
by MudderFukcer June 4, 2020
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Bernard Madoff

(nicknamed Bernie Madoff): alongside Nicolas Fouquet, Conrad Black, Jacques Chirac and Michel Platini, IMHO one of the top 5 most corrupt individuals in the Western world (as of May 2013).
The United States knew what they were doing when they sentenced Bernard Madoff to 150 years in jail for his ponze scheme; IMHO the Charbonneau Commission should do the same with all Canadians convicted of fraud and tax evasion.
by Sexydimma May 25, 2013
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Bernard Antonio

When you raw dog a bitch and then eat out her pet cat.
Damn, Russell pulled a Bernard Antonio last night.
by Jakurbs January 27, 2021
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Bernard Tomic

Australian tennis player who was prodigised to be the next patt rafter for Australian tennis fans. Also knows as Tommy the 'tank' engine as he was accused by John McEnroe of tanking his match against Andy Roddick in the US Open in 2012. After two years in the spotlight of world class tennis tournaments, he has not achieved a single grand slam (while Leyton Hewitt at his age had archived 7 major titles, including Wimbledon) and continues to act like he's bigger than Jesus. He was recently arrested in Sydeney for drunken and aggressive behaviour, while being subdued he reminded the cops of 'who he was' and that they were plotting hate campaigns against him.

He lacks the respect of most Australians.
Aussie 1: Did you watch Bernard Tomic play Federer last night?

Aussie 2: No, I've lost interest in that guy, no one respects him anymore.

Aussie 1: Yeah, his blonde girlfriend was there though... She's pretty hot
by TennisTruths November 2, 2012
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