beer

To put it simply: It'll getcha drunk!

Dave Chappelle: Drink, bitch!

by SuperSonicX September 6, 2005

beer

charisma in a can.
game in a bottle.
this shit makes me smoooother than vanilla.
damn. bitches betta get ready.

me: hey ladies!!
ladies: eww, get away...
me: damn...

(after many beers)

me: how YOOU doin'?
ladies: damn...

by spanky July 10, 2003

Beer

Temporary solution for all of lifes problems.

Eh lets go drink some beer after school and get drunk!!!

by Skippy December 12, 2003

beer

Happiness in a bottle (keg, cup, can, shoe, bowl, or any other concieved drinking vessel).

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

by Chris the dork July 18, 2008

beer

what we drink everyday after work, its gods gift to us mankind (on par with hemp)

4 quarts of double brown seems cool but 5 is always better.

by brother_number_one July 27, 2003

Beer

A type of food that tastes good and is good for you.

Drink more beer. Your body will thank you for it.

by Frogbutt November 30, 2004

beer

The only way to make your ugly girlfriend pretty.

When i drank beer my girlfriend turned sexy

by embarg0 May 26, 2006