Smurfs Basket

A cock ring complete with testicle cup. Could potentially lead to members turning blue if too tight.
don't you hate it when your balls slap too hard?" "oh you should try wearing a Smurfs basket!"
by o0zombieritual0o October 02, 2010
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Yam Basket

a colloquial, catch-all term for the female reproductive unit comprised of the vulva, vaginal canal, cervix, and uterus.
Example 1: Mike had to leave work one day to get some blood work done. When he returned, his boss asked him, jokingly, if he was pregnant. Mike said, without hesitation, "no, I don't have a baby in my yam basket."

Example 2:

B: How do you feel about the word snatch?
K: I kind of like it as a euphemism for lady parts. I don't like cunt or pussy--I think those are hard, negative words, but I kind of like snatch.
B: Let's think of some other ones. What about YAM BASKET?!?! AHAHAHAHAHA! (erupts into laughter, loses control of car, drives off bridge)
by Party A May 26, 2009
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Denim basket

When a guy wears jeans that are too tight and you can see the outline of his package in pretty good detail.
I didn't realize it at the time, but once I saw the holiday pictures, I was embarrassed to see my dad's denim basket.
by TotoMMB January 06, 2011
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Egg Basketed

Girl": "Hey, I just found out I was egg basketed today... ."
Guy: You're pregnant?

Someone pats an woman's stomach.
"Girl... you're looking like you were egg basketed..."
by Anesthetique March 18, 2015
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bust basket

Did you hear what she did with those three guys from Panama? She's a total bust basket.

These hoes are uncouth; quite simply, bust baskets.
by Zetroc April 19, 2014
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Thai Basket

A sex act unique to Thai massage parlors. Similar to the Happy ending, parlor goers pay premium prices to receive massage treatment, and upon the finish of the massage, the man lies on his back with penis erect as his Thai masseuse sits in a wicker basket attached to a rope&pulley. In the bottom of the basket is a strategically placed hole...
Another massuese may be called in or the man may operate the pulley himself, but regardless - His thai girl is raised up above his member and then lowered onto him...
To complete the act of the Thai Basket, once the Thai masseuse's vagina is securely placed on the paying man's cock - the man must spin the basket, revolving the girl around his penis at many revolutions per minute until he acheives orgasm or she vomits. Whichever comes first...
Bob: Oh man, you should have come to that massage place with us bro!

Jim: And why's that?

Bob: Johnny got a Thai basket! It's better than a happy ending!! This asian chick spun around on his dick! It was awesome!

Jim: No way! I want to get one of those!

Bob: YEA!

They high five.
by Aubman November 01, 2007
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biscuit in the basket

Placing a hockey puck in the goal (net).
Brad was not able to get the biscuit in the basket.
by Babar_the_Elephant November 05, 2013
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