FC Barcelon-er

A person who plays a game in the FIFA series, but only as FC bacelona so this person can do good and not accept the fact that he/she sucks. The same applies for Real Madrid, Manchester United, any all-star team, or international team.

Frank: "Hey man I heard you lost at FIFA last night"
John: "yeah the guy i was battling was just using Barcelona for 10 straight matches."
Frank: "Wow, what a FC Barcelon-er

by Urban Dictonizer 520 December 5, 2011

stripper barcode

1. A tattoo on the small of the back of a (usually) hot girl, visible peeking out from under her tight shirt, or plainly visible from a midriff-baring outfit.
2. A tattoo on the back commonly seen on strippers and porn stars (see "stripper tattoo").

Check out that hot chick... woah, "stripper barcode", she'll eat you alive.

by DAK! May 19, 2006

Barceezell

Similar to a beezell, a barceezell has more disgust, boring stories, taller tales, and is grimier.

This guy is worse than a beezell, he is a barceezell.

I put my chicken leg down and it got barceezelled.

by TheManipulator June 8, 2010

Barcardigan

An invisible cardigan worn by a lady over her tshirt/ blouse when walking home on a freezing night out, which stops her from feeling the cold.

The male version being, of course, the beer jacket

MAN: "It is jolly cold this evening. Would you like to borrow my jacket?"

WOMAN: "No thank you kind sir, I have my Barcardigan on."

by Its not all bad news February 13, 2009

Barcode Posting Dipshit

A stupid fucker who brags on social media by posting pics of tickets to games, events, or shows that he/she is going to. This fool posts the tickets with the barcodes clearly visible in the pic, and then acts surprised when he/she shows up at the entrance to the event and finds that somebody copied the barcode from his post and used it to get in while he/she languishes outside.

"Look at this instagram pic - Joe is going to the Steelers game tonight, he posted a pic of his tickets. Stupid Barcode Posting Dipshit! Some hacker will be in his seat!"

by RATTnroll September 11, 2018

Barcode

Refers to a cluster of self-harm wounds and scars because they look similar to barcodes.

Person: "Ugh, summer is coming up! With these barcodes on my arms, I can't possibly go short-sleeved!"

by Magic kitty April 10, 2022

bovril barcode

Brown stains left down the back of underpants after a badly wiped crap, in other words skidmarks.

MUM: Ya ought ta learn ta wipe yer arse better, Bruno. Ya left a serious bovril barcode on yer white pants.

by Cheesehoven June 15, 2007