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sperm brow

overplucked eyebrows that resemble a single sperm, swimming towards the center of one's face.
Did you see Sally's overplucked eyebrows? That girl has a bad case of sperm brow!
by CLASH JCLC February 1, 2012
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baby poop brown

Some cars & trucks have this hideous brown paint job which has the color of baby shit; hence the phrase, "baby poop brown". This paint job is so old that it is often somewhat faded and has a matte finish (vs. a glossy finish as is usual for automotive paint jobs).

A 1970 Ford Maverick that I had in 1986 sported this type of paint -- faded, matte finish, and colored baby poop brown.
{From a website featuring fictious "death battles" between TV commercial spokespeople, spokesanimals, and spokesthings}:

This fight shall take place outdoors on the breakdown lane in the southbound lanes of the I-5 freeway. Available to the embattled contestants are a 1976 Volkswagen Bug with a flat tire (or, "tyre" if you prefer) sporting a "baby poop brown" paint job and with the keys still in the ignition, a tire iron, a spare tire in the trunk (which is in the front, rather than in the back as is usual), several beer cans (one of them is full) in the roadside ditch, a half-used pack of matches, and the usual assortment of plants & weeds (including the poisonous foxglove) that you might find in a temperate north-American climate.
by Telephony September 27, 2013
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A.L Brown HighSchool

A.L brown Is the only highschool located in kannapolis N.C. The teachers aren’t that great and care more about dress code rather than actual education. You’ll find a lot of fake Gang Bangers and wanna be soundcloud rappers who think they’re going to make it out. Girls get fucked under the steps. 2nd floor always smells like fish. Watch out for rodgers. Trash food. Trash people. Weird kids running the halls. Your friend will fuck your nigga. Your homie will talk about you. Nobodys about what they claim. School sucks. Overall, Go wonders💚❗️
Have you ever heard of A.L brown highschool? I heard it’s pretty great
by Youngtrapper March 28, 2019
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brown study

A state of mind, where deep but incoherent thought comes wordlessly. A lonely mental abstraction; not necessarily gloomy but often so. When you emerge from a brown study it is often difficult to remember what you have been thinking about.
Amanda looked out at the rain and the leaden sky. She was alone. At times like this she was prone to quote melancholy poetry and then fall into a brown study.
by benbisley April 13, 2008
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Brown Apple Bobber

When a guy has his woman bent over the front of the toilet and he's hitting it from the back, just before he finishes, he puts her face in the toilet water to enhance their(his) climax.
I got the brown apple bobber in my girl's parents' bathroom last night
by Hakuna Memetata October 12, 2017
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Brown Surprise

When you think you're gonna fart but a dookie comes out.
James: Bro I thought it was gonna be a fart but then I shit my pants!
John: You just got hit with a brown surprise!
by shitmypants January 13, 2021
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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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