purple burglar alarm

the phrase scottish people can't say

person 1: can you say purple burglar alarm
Scot: purlpe burgalr alamr

by pseudonym6298 February 12, 2022

aarmau

Aarmau is a ship in a universe called Mystreet created by a youtuber by the name of Aphmau ( aarmau is Aphmau X Aaron)

Kawaii~Chan: Aarmau is my OTP

Melissa: Girl if we start an Aarmau club in the President

Kawaii~chan: I would be the founder,get on my level
Aaron and aphmau : KAWAII~CHAN,MELISSA!

by authy June 14, 2017

Missouri alarm clock

The act of taking ones penis and smacking someone in the forehead until they wake up.

I told Dave I would give him a Missouri alarm clock at about 7am.

by angela75 April 6, 2010

Dutch Alarm Clock

1. Being woken up by your girlfriend as she is giving you a blow job.

I awoke with the hot, wet sensation of my girlfriends mouth on my boner. She was giving me a dutch alarm clock.

by Xeneric December 30, 2010

Azariah

Such a pretty girl. Azariah is sensitive but her emotional side is never visible. She’s endured a lot but never intentionally burdens anyone. Her personality is interesting if she allows you to get close. Sometimes she seems complicated and very nonchalant, that’s her though. Her self reliance and integrity is admired.

Azariah-help from god

by Vitality’s April 16, 2019

blowjob alarm clock

when you wake up to someone (preferrably a woman) with your dick in their mouth performing fellatio.

wow im gonna have a great day! why? because i got a blowjob alarm clock.

by The Red Hat Kid September 8, 2006

Aarmon

means can achive anything,can do anything,sexy,nice,loving,caring

Aarmon did evrything and got all the girls

by Mr. Greedy Robinson September 24, 2011