Mr.alford

A little fucking bitch if a man who thinks hes better then everyone cuz he knows when the fucking pearl harbor happened

Man 1: yo look its Mr.Alford
Woman 1: ugh I'm so fucking tired of that shrivled dick bitch

by I hate mr.alford October 1, 2020

An Affordable Hospital

A synonym for a fraud,or something that doesn’t exist yet.

Person 1:Someone said that they had a prototype for a new way of treating cancer
Person 2: Yeah right, that’s an affordable hospital.

by What’s your handle321 December 17, 2023

john alford <3

literally the best bf a girl could ever ask for . he is so cute and is like a big baby when he around his gorgeous gf , bc how could he not his gf is literally sexy asf and is the epitome of goddess energy . but anyways john alford is the best thing that has ever happened to anyone bc he easily lights up the room with his unique personality and his bright adorable smile

random bih: ouu girl i need to get me a john alford <3 i heard they do it best

by Yuzu-kin November 20, 2023

Can’t afford it

When a young nigga is broke.

Hey who wants to go to the sixers game?

Welp can’t afford it

by Ohshitbih January 5, 2019

Gerber life affordable grow up plan

accepting applications

Have you heard of Gerber life affordable grow up plan

by Mans_dont_be_hot April 18, 2021

Tom the affordable mechanic

A gay bisexual man pretending to fix thing and have a imagery trapline

You totally tom the affordable mechaniced it you know how it is

by Tom wealy December 26, 2021

family with selective affordability

That one family who can afford eating out, vacations, purchasing a new car, buying LEGO sets, action figures, textbooks, and DVDs, yet somehow still too broke to afford buying any new gaming console beyond PS1.

The Sherbrooke family is such family with selective affordability — they've got all the LEGO sets, action figures, textbooks, and DVDs but still rock a broken PS1 with no replacement like it's the latest console!

by Emotional Cruiser September 20, 2025