Avacado

Someone or when someone gets immediate twitches and spasms when Asian cuisine is not in that someone's body for a period of 2 hours or more.

"Oh no hes going Avacado on us."

" Im such an Avacado."

by Kiyo May 13, 2005

avacation

Avacation: av-ah-key-shuhn The non-job of famous, gifted people who get paid millions for performing their gift, e.g. world class athletes and actors.

If you have an avacation, no need to work.

My avocation is flipping burgers in Boston, but there are probably thousands of pro athletes who only have an avacation.

by euphemismo July 19, 2012

Avacado

A small greeen sexual fruit

I like avacado

by benco555 April 14, 2019

nikacado avacado

very sexy mukbanger 😍❤❤😍😍😍😍😍

nikacado avacado is hot omg guys

by WAAHHHH October 29, 2021

avacado head

The unfortunate condition where the head is shaped like an avacado. Also results in a slimy discharge from most orafices which smells like mouldy nachos mixed with faeces.

"That guy stinks like an Avacado Head!"

by El Postino November 20, 2004

Hairy avacodos

The testicles of an extremely hairy man who doesn't manscape.

So I was giving him a blow job on the rocks and the ice cube got lost in his hairy avacodos.

I was gonna suck you off until I saw your hair avacodos! Gross! Is that a dingleberry ?

by Anonymous Blur May 27, 2017

peach avacodo

Code for “ That guy is fine af- set me up asap”

Fine dude: Hey what’s up

Friend: Oh hey this is my friend ****

You: Oh hey ****, btw PEACH AVACODO

by jillmars32 December 6, 2020