august

this month repps the fine ass virgos.

damn she beautiful.
yeah she a virgo.
so what month she was born
august.

by fghgbvzngv August 18, 2008

August

people born in august are the biggest idiots. they do stupid things often and mess up a lot. they can get confused and misunderstand situations.

him: why did you eat my leftovers?
her: i and she and i so yes and um yeah so yes and i and i and and and yes and i and yeah.
him: you were born in august weren’t you?

by bobby with the body October 17, 2019

augusted

Being tortured and/or abruptly raped by some guy with some serious mental disease, e.g. a serial killer or a bored dandy collecting snuff movies. It comes from the underground cult trilogy "August Underground" of the director Fred Vogel.

Sick Guy 1:"hey, have you heard about the serial killer they caught?"
Sick Guy 2:"yeah, he was a sick bastard! I heard his victims were augusted!"

by Paul Kersey September 17, 2007

August

Mariska Hargitay and Peter Hermann's son name

Full name is August Miklos Fredrich Hermann

by Whatx it 2 ya August 23, 2007

August

The month of entanglement.

Person 1: Are you single?
Person 2: Well it's August so I may be in an entanglement.

by Jokie:) August 7, 2020

august

The worst month of the year.

Did you know that more people die in august than in any other month?

by Matt Dow November 28, 2005

august 20

if you were born on august 20 you were born to be a boss

if you were born on august 20 you a boss and ain’t nobody stopping shit PERIOD

by Booty butt cheeks October 17, 2019