audiorob

The ability to become an instant expert on any subject by opening up a new browser tab, performing a google search and then writing authoritatively on the subject.

I never studied physics, so when I got into an argument about quantum theory with Stephen Hawking I had to audiorob the subject to prove he was wrong.

by Dick Dangle November 11, 2007

aditorial

An article that seems to offer sage advice but is really intended to move product; an advertorial.

This article reads like an aditorial for Acme Industries.

by bkm September 4, 2006

Ezio Auditore

Ezio Auditore, known from the video games Assassin's Creed II, Assassin's Creed Brotherhood, and Assassin's Creed Revelations, is the biggest man whore in video game history

Dude calm down, you almost sleep with as many women as Ezio Auditore

by AnneMJKP May 12, 2018

Auditory Cancer

1. (n). An illness that involves a division of abnormal (often autism, AIDS) cells attacking the cerebral cortex and eardrums, due to an abundance of noise (often loud, obnoxious, and of middle/high school students, such as thots and baboons); symptoms include intolerance of loud noises, erratic and odd behavior, depression, and suicidal tendencies. May be countered by running over the source of the noise with a 2003 Honda Civic

Person A: Good lord, that group of middle schoolers are giving me Auditory Cancer
Person B: What do you expect, they're RiceGum fans

by Yoshifappe Kylera November 7, 2019

Audiotripping Eargasm

1. Noun: The magical sensation one attains while listening to trippy or acidic music. Usually associated with a sense of euphoria or exaggerated pathological state such as mania.
2. Verb: To reach the magical sensation as stated above (see definition 1.)

1. While listening to Infected Mushroom, my favorite part came up and I started having an audiotripping eargasm.

2. Eww I think I need some tissues, I just had an audiotripping eargasm.

3. I just audiotripping eargasmed everywhere!!!

by SBoi June 28, 2010

audiorgasmic

1. A sound, song, etc., that is so awesome you have an aural orgasm (metaphorically).

2. A way cooler word than eargasm.

Shit, man, that bassline is fucking audiorgasmic.

by Clockwork Sun June 29, 2008

audiorgy

Getting off on or aroused by audio equipment.

I saw that massive stack and had an audiorgy.

by 3Dradio May 30, 2009