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athiest

people who dont believe in gods
athiest: thank god I'm an athiest
other dood: KOWALSKI ANALYSIS
by abigcactus November 28, 2018
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athiest smoothie

a smoothie containing a gay aborted child and vodka
I made an athiest smoothie for breakfast. I think it had our neighbors aborted fetus in it. YUCK!
by lotion_god November 20, 2021
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Athiest

An athiest is someone that consistently believes in new all time highs, in some cases basing their identity around this. Commonly used in the traditional finance and crypto space.
I don’t think that this cycle is over, I’m an athiest at heart.

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The market dumped? Doesn’t matter to me, I’m an athiest.

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I believe in god, I’m not an atheist.

But I believe in new all time highs, I’m an athiest.
by Athiest at heart October 27, 2025
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Social Athiest

Doesn't believe in any Social Ideology like Popularism (The idea that you need to be rich and look a certain way and have hella friends and be self-centered to be on top and for happiness and believe they are superior to those below them solely because of 1 thing they have over the other person) or Bandism (The idea you need to do everything opposite of the populism ideology). A Social Athiest believes in just being himself and doesn't let anyone tell them what they have to be or what they can do they are happy with whatever lifestyle they have and have faith that life will get better without the need to be jealous or greedy, unlike the popularism ideology. Social Athiest belives both popularism and bandism are both morally wrong and believes in just being real. NOTE Social Athiest is NOT the same as religion athiest. Famous celebrities who are social Athiest were Kanye West, Micheal Jackson, Muhammad Ali, 2pac, Phil Collins,John F Kennedy, Donald Trump, Flo-Rida, Big Sean
I don't dig with popularism I don't overthrow my friends like that Im social Athiest bro Im a real mf here
by Definations78 January 20, 2024
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Types of Atheists

There are several; see below.
Types of atheists include:

- The "No Proof" Atheist - The most basic type of atheist. They believe there is no way to decisively prove that there is a God. By far the easiest one to talk to and have an intelligent discussion with.

- The "Bible is Horrible" Atheist - Uses the argument that the Bible has some content that's very uncomfortable to read. This is generally considered to be the weakest argument, because many verified events throughout history are pretty awful. History is not supposed to make you happy.

- The "Religious Trauma" Atheist - A person who identifies with atheists due to horrible experiences with religious people, extremists, bigots etc.

- The "World is Horrible" Atheist - Believes that because so many atrocities occur with no problem, that many evil people live long lives and get away with it all while good people die horrible deaths at a young age, etc. there must be no God.

- The "Leave Me Alone" Atheist - Angry about religious people who try to shove their views down everyone's throats. Usually related to Religious Trauma Atheist. Generally considered the most acceptable reason to be an atheist (besides "No Proof".)

- The "Absolutely Insufferable" Atheist - All of the above, and quite literally allergic to religious people, these atheists go out of their way to tear religion down at every opportunity. Most likely a Religious Trauma Atheist taken to pretty nasty extremes. Or just a dickhead. Commonly found on the Internet, especially Reddit.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024
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