asswipe

One who is the same as a cloth that wipes the crap from my ass.

My husband is an asswipe.

by lgeorge May 10, 2006

asswipe

Current (as of Nov. 2007) president of the United States.

I would love to use George W Bush as an asswipe.

by Judy Sweetland December 16, 2007

Asswipe

1.When one takes a poo,shit,dump,log,etc,he/she mostly uses something,usually toilet paper but mostly anything on hand to wipe ones ass.
2.A loser,who one thinks as much of as something used to wipe the ass.

1.Shit!Where'es the asswipes?!
2.Get a load of that dick.What an asswipe.

by c4/\/\ July 13, 2005

Asswipe

What is used to wipe an ass... redundant

I used an asswipe to wipe my ass

by Sexy blonde chick December 30, 2014

asswipe

an obnoxious person,
a choadlike individual

what an asswipe,that guy is such an asswipe

by dave kite April 4, 2005

asswipe

What my mother calls me when she is mad.

Me: "Mom wake up I need some money"

Mom: " Why did you wake me up asswipe!"

by HarmonyNoelani April 20, 2008

asswipe

A alternative to a curse word, I.E. shit balls hoes ass fuck dammit.

Use it to describe something so ugly,repulsive,disgusting,nasty,or just pissing you off that you'd use it to wipe your ass.

Usually said by 9th graders in California.

"Have you asked Johnny to the dance yet Sally?"
"No,I'm too shy."
"YOU BETTER ASK HIM SALLY,DON'T BE AN ASSWIPE!!"

by isaBALLA January 13, 2009