ASSident

When you sit on your phone and you accidently call someone while it's in your ass pocket

You called me yesterday while your phone was in your ass pocket and i heard your conversation about what you did to your boyfriend last night. Stop calling me on assident.

by lilmohaynes March 17, 2010

assidently

To accidently dial a number from your cell phone

when its in your pocket .

I must of assidently called you again.

by adamthecat August 6, 2011

assid waste

A side effect of certain diet pills that cause anal leakage.

She was thrilled with her weight loss, but didn't enjoy the resulting assid waste.

by Russ W. August 23, 2007

Assident

The act of sharting aka shitting in your pants when farting

Dan - "oh damn I just sharted"
Bill - "I know..I could smell that assident from across the room!"

by sbjess December 5, 2012

assidocious

an audacious exhibition/display of one's ass.

1. Did you see Jennifer Lopez's dress at the Oscars? It was assidocious! (positive connotation)

2. Did you see the plumber's pants sagging while working under the sink? Assidociously gross!

by Be Parody December 18, 2008

assident

Accidental buttsex

Tucker and Luka had an assident

by DexhatesRina May 24, 2011

Assid Burn

The extreme burning pain in the ass caused by:

a) undigested ass-raping habanero pepper chemicals

passing the sphincter.

b) unlubricated ass-scraping friction of a cock in the butt.

c) excessive ass-wiping while cleaning up a stubborn

morning-after spicy dinner shit.

"I am getting too old for hot salsa... gives me assid burn by

morning!"

"Spit on it, dickhead... you're giving me a fucking assid

burn!!"

"Bloody hell! I've given myself assid burn wiping up the damn

jalapeno bean dip that came down the pipe, this morning!"

by dbodude April 2, 2013